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[knowsmuchtellssome]

M'aiq did not know about this day of Valentines until he found himself upon one, yes? He does not exactly see the problems his mun and his mun's friends have with them. It is a day of love and kisses and presents. All of these things are things M'aiq likes. If you do not have anyone to give these things to, then it is a day before a day of cheap chocolates. This is also something to enjoy, M'aiq thinks.

These little cards of love are good too, yes? You do not even have to speak to the person they are for to make your feelings known! Perhaps M'aiq will adopt this technique for the adventures he meets. It would free up much time.

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I love you forever

[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat walks up to M'aiq wearing a salesman suit.]

Greetings. I'm a salesman, and definitely not a cat, even though I may look like one. I have heard that Valentines day is coming up. However, it is unfortunate that you don't have one of these!

[Evil gets a small jewelery box out of hammerspace, opening it to show a necklace. A very expensive-looking necklace.]

Your future sweetheart will most definitely appreciate such a sumptuous gift.

[He's not going to tell that it mind-controls the person to do Evil's bidding. Nope. Not at all.]

So what do you say? I sell it to you, and you give it to your future sweetheart? And I'm still not a cat.

You too. Oh my GOD you too.

[knowsmuchtellssome]

...M'aiq sees many merchants in his travels. If you are merchant, M'aiq will eat his calipers. What caravan would even allow you travel with them?

M'aiq also does not have a sweetheart. His heart is married to the roads and mountains he walks. Also, he believes you when you say you are not a cat. What happened to your tail?

SO MUCH LOVE

[minor_setback]

I am a traveling salesman. Freelance, alone. I must admit that since you do not have a sweetheart, you must find one! Quickly, before it's too late!

[He shoves the jewelry box into M'aiq's hands.]

I had no tail before. As I said, I am not a cat. ...Say, would that necklace look good on you? Perhaps you'd like to try it on?