the problems with a smart muse and a dumb player

[leangreenmachine]

So... let me see if I got this right. You want to play me - the smartest and most technologically savvy turtle out of the bunch - despite the fact that you know absolutely nothing about technology.

And you're going to do this by putting me in games where basic technology is not available or just nonexistent. I think the scientific term for that is "being lazy."