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dear_mun2012-11-13 02:00 pm
archconsultant) wrote in dear_mun2012-11-13 02:00 pm
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homeless fore- /snip
Enough with saying homeless forever or whatever it is. You're making me sound like some kind of bum asking for spare change on the street. Obviously I'm not a tramp in that regard, but the point remains the same.
In fact I'll make this one a double whammy for you.
Stop lying. Not only am I not a homeless bum, but you're going to put me somewhere. I know you will. You can't last that long without cracking. When you first said "homeless forever" I laughed. And I haven't laughed that hard since Scotland announced it wanted independence from the UK.
Now then, drop all those other morons and sort my shit out.
JM.
In fact I'll make this one a double whammy for you.
Stop lying. Not only am I not a homeless bum, but you're going to put me somewhere. I know you will. You can't last that long without cracking. When you first said "homeless forever" I laughed. And I haven't laughed that hard since Scotland announced it wanted independence from the UK.
Now then, drop all those other morons and sort my shit out.
JM.