That's funny, because I always did think that a man would be better with plants occupying his skull anyway. Perhaps that's why you're slightly more tolerable than some of the - other business partners I've had, in the past.
[Fuck off, Black Mask and Joker. Two-Face wasn't her favorite either. And she could only wish the worst death in green hell for Riddler.]
In that case, of course I pined for you, in your absence. I could hardly get to sleep at night, thinking that something might have happened to you.
[Gee, Scarecrow. Do you think this was a lie or honesty?]
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I don't know -- hahaha -- but maybe you should go back from wherever you came from.
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Now, where did your manners go?
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Eheh? You're hardly one to talk about manners! You're the one always trying to pry into everyone's personal life!
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Thought I smelled something burning.
[Yep, there's a loud threat in that. Just like old times, huh?]
Where've you been hiding?
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[She smiles, sardonically.]
Long time, no see, Dr. Crane.
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[ He rubbed his mask idly, fingers stopping where temples should be. ]
But I do appreciate you remember my smell, it's absolutely intoxicating, wasn't it?
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[ GREAT*. FIXED THAT FOR YOU. ]
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Not unless you think that I can "help" you out too, heeheehee!
[SURE, IF BARNYARDS SMELL GREAT.]
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[Creep. That whole fear toxin thing was months ago, but it still gets his hackles up.]
Try it again and I'll do more than singe your ugly getup.
8)
[SCARECROW? WHO'S THAT?]
The island hasn't been the same without you.
[Quite literally, considering there was no island anymore.]
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[ He'd roll his eyes, but the solitude dulled his edge. ]
Did you miss me, Dr. Isley?
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[ There's a small scoff under his breath.
THEY SMELL LIKE VICTORY. ]
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It has been a long time, since you last emerged, so a girl can only imagine what goes on.
[She lifts her shoulders up coyly, in response to his question.] Do you want a lie, or the truth?
[Because lies always were prettier than honesty.]
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[NO, THEY SMELL LIKE FAILURE.
LIKE YOU WERE TO YOUR MOTHER.]
:D
Oh?
[ Not the best start. ]
You're still stuck there, I assume?
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[ AND I'M SURE YOUR MOM THOUGHT YOU WERE SUCCESSFUL RIGHT AFTER YOU KILLED HER. ]
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[ There's a scoff. ]
We wouldn't want Celes to hear it, now would we?
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In a manner of speaking. We have some new hosts now, and we're being carted around on a ship.
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[And she... didn't even come up with that idea on her own.
AND FUCK OFF, SCARECROW. 8(]
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Oh dear god. Jervis!
[ A beat. ]
You're different from when I last saw you, how peculiar.
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[ His tongue clicks and he pauses momentarily. ]
But some people without brains sure do an awful lot of talking, don't they?
[ Another beat. ]
Both? I'm curious for any answer.
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[he tilts his head.]
...Indeed! You're looking rather strange yourself. Not at all what I'm used to.
[he studies the other man for another minute and a half before a big cheshire cat grin spreads across his dopey face.]
You have a new costume!
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[He knows Scarecrow is dragging her into this to rile him up. Knowing it isn't entirely enough to keep it from working.]
I'll cut your throat before I'll let you anywhere near her.
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[Fuck off, Black Mask and Joker. Two-Face wasn't her favorite either. And she could only wish the worst death in green hell for Riddler.]
In that case, of course I pined for you, in your absence. I could hardly get to sleep at night, thinking that something might have happened to you.
[Gee, Scarecrow. Do you think this was a lie or honesty?]