looking at thusia...

[rottenwoman]

Kuuu. Mundane, you aren't really planning to kill me, are you? I still have so much to do! So many murders, so many pretty boys to cut up! Would you take a Super High School Level Ramen Chef from his restaurant? A Super High School Level Dog Walker from his dogs?! And you wouldn't take me away from my beloved Byakuya-sama, would you?

I don't want to room with Hall Monitor-san, even if it is some strange version of his. I don't care about this "AU" thing. Such a stickler for rules will keep a poor maiden from her duties! Kuuu, at least tell me there's lots of pretty boys there...

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[hallmonitoring]

A-ah, what exactly is an "AU"?

[rottenwoman]

My mundane says it means "Alternate Universe." In it you're the mastermind. Gaaheeheehaa, like that could ever happen! You'd just cry!

[plains_hunter]

Kid, I don't know what's wrong with your tongue, but you need to get that fixed.

[misterious]

Would you believe me if I said, "no?"

1/2

[rottenwoman]

Haa?! My tongue is just fine! If you have a problem with it I'll--

[rottenwoman]

--I'll... Kyaaaa! Such a handsome man is taking to my poor maiden self?! You must have the wrong person!!

[plains_hunter]

...Lady, what is your deal? I just made a statement, I didn't propose to you.

[rottenwoman]

Ku ku ku... Even a Super High School Level Detective like you can kick the bucket, huh? Kuuu, I bet you're keeping all those cute boys for yourself. You can't keep them away from me for long!

[masterofzawarudo]

My, you're the kind of woman I, Dio has a liking for...

[misterious]

My job is full of risks. Much as I don't enjoy the thought of taking a wrong one, it has always been a possibility.

If you think I'm keeping a cute boy, more over multiple boys, then your regard for me is far too high.

[hallmonitoring]

......

[WELL HE'S CERTAINLY CRYING NOW!]

I-I'd never be behind something as horrible as our current situation, that's ridiculous!!

[rottenwoman]

M-m-me?! Oyoyoyoyoyon! I can't take all these men talking to me!!

[rottenwoman]

Geehaahaahee!! Look, you're already crying! I told him you were too wimpy to be a mastermind!

[rottenwoman]

Kuuu, you're right. Not even that milkbags Asahina could have all those boys.

Gaaheehaa! Good! Now they can all be mine!!

[hallmonitoring]

That is beyond the point! I would never sink so low as to do something like that!

[rottenwoman]

Oyoyoyo~! You don't find plate-chested girls beautiful? A flat collarbone is what all girls should have!

syo can only laugh at you, ishimaru

[rottenwoman]

Gaaahaahaahaa!!! Too wimpy, too wimpy~! Little Hall Monitor-san can't do anything!

cries

[hallmonitoring]

I-I'll have you know that I can do plenty of things!!

hi Tatsie

[hallmonotor]

Ah, Kirigiri-san, I'm glad I'll see you there, I never got to punish you properly before I died!

[misterious]

So long as they're alive.

I can't imagine the gods being happy with anyone who kills the people they worked so hard to bring to their world.

Re: hi Tatsie

[misterious]

Why? Have I broken any rules?

ishimaru you make this too easy

[rottenwoman]

Geehee, like what? Kukuku, all you can do is shout and cry! How did Oowada ever become your friend?

[hallmonotor]

You have been charged with "obstruction of justice."

[You got in his way.]

[plains_hunter]

That has nothing to do with the conversation.

he doesnt know that

[hallmonitoring]

My brother and I share a bond among men! Someone like you would never understand!

[Ishimaru no don't say it like that.]