Muse is not impressed // Canon is 007: Skyfall. Spoilers not in post, maybe in comments.

[thatsvexing]

Yes, I suppose that journal name is rather accurate. This is all quite vexing.

I have no idea what you intend to do with me, so we should both just get back to doing what we're supposed to, hm?

Comments

[doubleoohbaby]

I was wondering when you'd show up.

[thatsvexing]

Ah. 007. Yes, I thought you might be around here somewhere.

I see nothing gets by you, anyway.

[doubleoohbaby]

I like to keep on top of things. You know how it is...

[thatsvexing]

Yes, I imagine that you do. Very well, for the sake of curiosity, what's your take on our current... situation?

[doubleoohbaby]

One gets used to it, as much as I loathe to accept familiarity with the whole situation.

[thatsvexing]

I see you've been here for some time, then?

[doubleoohbaby]

Three sodding years.

[thatsvexing]

That does seem to be a rather long time to be imprisoned by your mundane.

...What a dreary word. They honestly call themselves that?

[doubleoohbaby]

Mundane is an appropriate word for most of them. You'll find that out soon enough, Q.

[thatsvexing]

Well, that just makes me pity you all the more, 007. Three years with people who class themselves as normal? Why, it's a wonder you haven't gone insane.

[doubleoohbaby]

Could be that I already have. I may be imagining you-- Oh God, I hope not.

I'll admit to listening to Skyfall right now. Because Adele. <3

[thatsvexing]

Would that really be so bad, 007?

[Smug smile of smugness.]

i accidentally on purpose leave it on repeat sometimes, ngl

[doubleoohbaby]

I can certainly think of better imaginary friends.

Same here~

[thatsvexing]

Well, you can rest assured. I'm as real as a 20 year-old's imagination can make me.

i expect my iplayer to rebel against it one of these days

[doubleoohbaby]

You make the both of us feel bloody old.

If it didn't want me to listen, it should stop randomly shuffling to it... on a one-trak playlist.

[thatsvexing]

All in a day's work.

With being here for so long, I can guess that you have yet to devise a way out?

the only track you ever need

[doubleoohbaby]

From what I gather, being forgotten is the easiest escape. Apparently it's my fault; I'm hard to ignore.

Re: the only track you ever need

[thatsvexing]

You do have that aura around you, 007. The one that attracts trouble.

/flops to bed

[doubleoohbaby]

Not exactly the most appropriate demeanour to have in this job.

[He probably wins some sort of award for being the most unsubtle spy ever.]

/tucks in.

[thatsvexing]

No, but you do seem to pull it off admirably.

zzzZZZ

[doubleoohbaby]

Flattery will get you everywhere, Q.

/just silently retags.

[thatsvexing]

I would be careful. If you've seen Tumblr, this may excite people to no end.

You know how people can get. A shared look apparently implies deep longing.

Re: /just silently retags.

[doubleoohbaby]

[Grunt, and then gruffly;]

I'm well aware.

Difficult to make friends in this day and age of homoeroticism.

[thatsvexing]

If it helps, you're not my type.

[doubleoohbaby]

Oh please, I'm everyone's type.