dear_mun | Pharma isn't even returning his calls. Boohoo.

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Pharma isn't even returning his calls. Boohoo.

Well aren't you in a very particular mood tonight. But go on, don't let me stop you. We can _use this.

It was getting a little too _quiet around here.

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How refreshing, a muse who is up for some real fun. You don't wail and cry like the others.

Quietness is... unnatural. The jungle is never silent.

I tend not to mind a little moaning in others; in fact, you could even say it comes with the territory. Not really my style though.

You know, they say silence is golden. But if you were to ask me, well, I'd say I much prefer to enjoy some background music while I work.

[ --Beep!-- You have 42 messages from Tarn. --Beep!--]

....Clear inbox.

[ --Beep!-- You have 1 messages from Tarn. --Beep!--]
[ --Beep!-- You have 2 messages from Tarn. --Beep!--]
[ --Beep!-- You have 3 messages from Tarn. --Beep!--]
[ --Beep!-- You have 4 messages from Tarn. --Beep!--]
[ --Beep!-- You have 5 messages from Tarn. --Beep!--]
[ --Beep!-- You have 6 messages from--]
[ --Beep!-- You have 7 messages f--]
[ --Beep!-- You have 8 mess--]
[ --Beep!-- You have 9--]
[ --Beep!-- You have 10 messages from Tarn. --Beep!--]

[ --Beep!-- You have 11 messages from Tarn. --Beep!--]

ALRIGHT ALREADY! [Click]

What do you want?!

[:D]

Pharma! Where have you been? I'd begun to worry you'd had some sort of tragic accident. It would have been a pity if someone else got to do you in before I'd had a chance.

^{And I} think you _{know what _{I want.}}

[:D]

Don't be ridiculous. Do you know how many messages you've le-[Hurk]

.... [Gasp] Y-yes. I understand. But I need more time.

Rubbish. You've had plenty of time.

It's impolite to keep people waiting, Pharma. You should know that. Or is that another one of your quaint Autobot traditions? Because if so, I can't say I'm impressed.

I'm never impolite without a good reason. And it seems to be a decepticon tradition to start a call with a threat. That seems a little rude to me.

It would have been plenty of time- had you not just upped the quota.

And here I was beginning to think it was just an unfortunate facet of your personality. But now you tell me you've a reason? Oh, DO enlighten me, please!

^{What reason could you possibly have to be rude to} _ME?

You understand how I might misinterpret that kind of behaviour, don't you? I must say, you really are courting with some very unpleasant retribution, there. And after everything I've done for you too!

Tch. So ungrateful.

But I'm a civilised Cybertronian; I'm sure I could find it within my spark to forgive you.

[Wince] I'm sure you don't mean the kind of retribution you save for your long list of wayward decepticons? So many of them to punish and so little of me. [Weak chuckle]

I will have as many ready as I can. But Tarn, I wish you would seriously consider my earlier suggestion. [How to put this without instantly getting his spark snuffed?]

You know... the one about... rehabilitation?

...

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[Pharma, has you life ever flashed before your eyes? Because now would be as good a time as any to start that...

...You might never get another chance...]

[Are you implying that his disability is somehow a disability?

Are you trying to shame him into fitting into your behavioural comfort zone?

Excuse me, but I think you need to check your privileges, Doctor.]

Are you trying to be funny?

Was that a joke?

What kind of mood are we talking about here? It better fucking be the kind with big cocks, I don't have time for small shit.

[What's a 'cock'? Like a verb for a gun? Pretty sure they do that to Vos all the time...]

From where I'm standing [all the way up here] you're looking pretty small.

[Okay, bad idea. Let's just...back~~pedal~~ this up.]

Forget I said anything. [You crazy druggie.]

Telling me what to do now, are you? And for the record, that's hardly a convincing argument.

Surely you can do better.

[He's just cranky 'cause he needs his fix. And/or a victim or two.]

I won't mention it again. [Because getting stuck as your sponsor would be just his luck.]

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You done? XD

I hope so!

Didn't want to step on your toes!

Already you're twice the dance partner I'll ever be

Don't be silly! It takes two to tango~

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/dead forever

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