homeless, looking around (canon is fate/extra)

[codes]

Dear mun,

Please find me a game where I can have my "avatar" over my true appearance. It'd be strange to have to explain the dye job, don't you agree? A distraction that's not worth the time spent explaining it.

Besides I think after a year of playing up the "tech-dumb" that it's time for you to embrace the "tech-smart" or in this case, the "tech-brilliant". That sounds more of a title fit for me, don't you agree?

What else is there to say? [ Oh! ] I demand that wherever I go, that I have a Servant at my side. It'd be damaging to my reputation to be without one and h-hey! Why are you moving the cursor down the post button so soon?!

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[exknighting]

Pushy aren't we? What's up, panties in a knot? You'll only regret rushing.

[doesnotgetit]

[Oh right, people can chance the appearances of their avatars... it only really happened with Shinji, so Hakuno kind of forgot that it was a thing.]

... What's so bad about being in a game where you have your true appearance? It can't be that horrible.

[apprenticemage]

The war's over, Tohsaka... It's not necessary to have a Servant anymore.

[codes]

Who says I want a Servant for that purpose?

[ Ufufu. ] I think it'd be fun to have one just to boss around.

[apprenticemage]

[ Wait why is your hair yellow you're not a Super Saiyan are you... ]

You still haven't changed.

[codes]

It is that horrible. Not that there's anything wrong with me, but I have a reputation to uphold.

[ She doesn't want to deal with dumb blonde jokes. ]

You wouldn't understand.

[codes]

[ The bitchier she gets, the lighter her hair color. It's true. ]

Oh, have we met somewhere before? If you were worth remembering, surely I'd be able to think of when we passed each other by.

[codes]

If they were in a knot, it'd be a shame with a skirt this short. Who knows who might see?

[ Flashing a smirk. ] I never regret going for what I want. When I set my eyes on something, I take it when I can. That's just the way it should be.

There's only a chance for regret if you wait around. Is that your sort of tactic then?

[apprenticemage]

[ Damn it Shirou is getting tired of all these alternate world shenanigans. ]

Does the name Shirou Emiya ring any bells?

[autocratic]

Ah, it seems the harpy still sings her cries to anyone who would be willing to listen. How fortunate for you, Rin, that I am wont to answer out of the generosity of my heart.

[codes]

[ May or may not have been associated with her aunt? She's not too sure so have a shrug. ]

Not one bit. Guess you're not that memorable after all.

You some kind of hero?

[codes]

Generosity? Is that the best excuse you can come up with?

Sheesh Saber, I thought someone of your vocabulary could spin a better web of untruths.

[autocratic]

You do not think me capable of magnanimity? Your knife of a tongue is still as sharp as ever, but only potent to those with weaker wills than mine. It appears you yourself are not aware of your lost touch... or perhaps are willfully ignoring it, as you are liable to do.

[codes]

Saber, I've seen you pretty weak and defenseless before. Are you sure you're up for teasing me in a public place?

[autocratic]

[ Her smile just gets sharper. ] And only in those extreme circumstances would I admit to have given you dominance. Would you like to try me once again now that I am at full power?

[codes]

[ Everything comes to a screeching halt with that. ] H-Hey, that's not very funny. Your Master would get pretty upset if she heard us talking in this manner, so maybe we should just talk about something else entirely!

[ Dere switch has been flipped. ]

[autocratic]

[ Aw, and she was just starting to walk towards you, Rin. ] As though she would fully comprehend the meaning behind our words... Yet what is that on your cheeks, hm? Now who is the one who looks adorable when flustered?

[codes]

True, she wouldn't, but I'd explain it to her! 'Hakuno-chan, your Servant wants to stick her «pOnOs» into my «vagOOO»!'

[ This game is rated T for Teen.
ESRB Notice: Game Experience May Change During Online Play ]

[autocratic]

[ Saber just arches a brow. ]

Oh, is that how you're going to describe how my Thunderous Applause will go into your Veil of Petals?

[ AKA how the Moon Cell censors things. ]

[nominisexpers]

['As expected of Tohsaka-san, she zeroes in on her mun without mercy...']

You do know it doesn't really work when you're talking to them, right?

[codes]

[ To be fair the mun does deserve it. ]

I can be very convincing, Hakuno-kun or have you forgotten Week One already?

[nominisexpers]

The one where you thought I was a NPC?

[Y e p.]

[codes]

Huh, so this must be the «Emperor's Prerogative»? I never thought I'd have to contend with it face to face without my Lancer, but I think I can handle it.

[ Ufufu. ] Although it'd be disrespectful to call it the «Fortress of Impalement». Hm, you'd have to get my stamina down low before you could inflict any 'damage'.

You sure you're up for that challenge without Hakuno-chan here?

[codes]

Your reaction was in record time.

[ And here comes that devil's smirk. ] Well, at least one reaction. It took your brain a little longer to catch up.

[nominisexpers]

...Ah, so Tohsaka-san is that kind of person, huh.

[There's a sagely nod, though his face is now kinda... red...]