Yeah, I know. [NO HE'S NOT okay yeah maybe possible yes.] If it wasn't work, it was more work, and if it wasn't that... It wasn't much of anything else.
[Which pretty much sucks, but at least he knows her favorite color and birthday? HE'S PRETTY SURE YOU ARE, THOSE WRINKLES ARE SHINING THROUGH wait that's just his face. ] If I had time, I might make an award for you for that.
... Old dog and new tricks, right? [Do not give him that look dammit he doesn't— that guilt's making him squirm.] Don't see why I can't.
you'd sell millions! .. and cause emotional trauma
[Which pretty much sucks, but at least he knows her favorite color and birthday? HE'S PRETTY SURE YOU ARE, THOSE WRINKLES ARE SHINING THROUGH wait that's just his face. ] If I had time, I might make an award for you for that.
... Old dog and new tricks, right? [Do not give him that look dammit he doesn't— that guilt's making him squirm.] Don't see why I can't.