reconsidering apping again

[reiks]

Now, m'lady writer, I have at last reached the conclusion that our ideas and concerns differ vastly.

Your selected destination, of course, is not wherein my concern lies. I do believe it would be a suitable environment, an escape from responsibility however temporary it may be. Rather, I must address your selection in time frame, for me.

What if the weather is dreadful? Rain perhaps, or frozen in winter's snow? Surely you would not subject me to such a chill and illness upon first arrival.

... ah. Your cruelty knows no bounds at all.

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[madcuriosity]

Are you worried about the weather in Ever After?

[reiks]

The weather is only a small contributor to my concern, but it is a factor, yes.

[thorforgottoshower]

What, she takin' you in bare-assed?

[reiks]

Not entirely. She is allowing me to keep the towel.

[thorforgottoshower]

[ excuse him while he laughs at your misfortune ] Best you hope for spring, then.

[reiks]

You find my future state of undress amusing, do you, huntsman?

[thorforgottoshower]

I find any state of your undress amusing. This should hardly be a surprise.

[reiks]

A pity you will not witness it.

[madcuriosity]

Then what else worries you?

[thorforgottoshower]

You never know when I may drop in. Don't get in a hurry to get dressed.

[reiks]

Why, the state of undress m'lady intends to usher me into the setting with.

[reiks]

Oh? Should I be expecting you there, or merely wishing and hoping?

[madcuriosity]

S-State of- [Her face goes red and Alice is speechless.]

[reiks]

[ Ah- he laughs, rubs the back of his neck. Awkward. ] Gracious, forgive me, my young lady. She grants me at least a sheet.

[thorforgottoshower]

[ He gives an innocent sort of shrug ] Can't really say. How pleased would you be to have me there?

[reiks]

How pleased? Vastly, my friend. Even if you would not be the most familiar of faces at first glance.

[madcuriosity]

T-That's not mu-much better!

[reiks]

Well--

[ pause ... ]




Ah. You are quite correct. Indeed, a sheet is not much better at all. I shall continue this argument with m'lady writer and do my very best to convince her to change her mind.

[thorforgottoshower]

M'sure we could find another spring for you to fall headlong into by means of introduction.

[reiks]

[ Pfff. ] I shall make it my official means of introduction.

[thorforgottoshower]

And you're so very good at it. 'd be a pity to waste such a talent.

[reiks]

I suppose, if I am truly good at it, I may as well show it off.

[thorforgottoshower]

Soon you'll have all of Forever After swooning at your great skills for introduction. You won't even need me about.

[reiks]

You truly do flatter me so.

[thorforgottoshower]

Well someone must whilst you parade about making a grand ass of yourself.