voice test.

[withapickle]

No. No. No. Stop it. Stop- following shooting stars and wishing on dreams and- things. Whatever it is you're doing with this, I don't know. Stop believing in yourself. It's embarrassing and simultaneously depressing, like...other people's ugly children or Manny attempting to navigate social interaction.

You're too English to play me. You sound like you wear three monocles at once while claiming things in the name of the Empire and pretending you invented tea. And you have too many feelings, they get everywhere. Deeply unpleasant.

Comments

Oh my goodness, a Bernard. Consider my day made.

[jonny_talbain]

And people complain -I- sound a little on the miserable, bitter side.

Seconding the oh dear god a Black Books

[herewegoto]

That's one way to do a pep-talk.

/proud

[withapickle]

Yes, yes, I'm bitter and cynical, it isn't like I've gone through life not noticing. [Other people might say 'I own a mirror' but mirrors are for people who brush their teeth like losers so:] I catch sight of my reflection in wine bottles occasionally, I know what I am.

I live to serve.

[withapickle]

Yeah, well, I left my pom poms in my other jacket.

[Guess what has two thumbs and fewer outfits?]

You should be. Your Bernard is wonderful.

[jonny_talbain]

Refreshing to meet someone who's at peace with their own sad-bastardness.