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[allydarling]

You have got to stop doing this. Seriously! Just because you re-watch a movie doesn't mean you can just pick me back up again because you felt like it. I've got things to do! And you can't even decide my timeline! Come on!

Everyone else is getting tired of it too. Oh yeah, I can talk to the other ones. You're really messed up, you know.

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[freelicks]

You should be nicer to your mun, Ally. I like her.

[allydarling]

Oh please. She has a rack, of course you like her.

Wait, why do I have to be nicer to her? She's the one procrastinating and-- and-- I don't know. Whatever.

[freelicks]

[That's wholly beside the point.]

Because if you didn't have her you wouldn't be able to talk to me.

[Duh.]

[allydarling]

[Wow, BIGGEST EYEROLL EVER, COLIN, DID YOU SEE IT???]

Right. Well.

[Pause.]

I guess you're right. Sorry. Or whatever.

[freelicks]

[Oh he saw it. HE SAW IT ALLY. He's repressing his smile and failing.]

I guess I am. And you're forgiven. [Grin.] Or whatever.

[allydarling]

Oh shut up, don't look at me like that. I'm still mad about the time you left me on the beach with captain america.

[freelicks]

It was raining! And dude! Captain America! Why are you mad? I would be on my knees sucking his patriotic All-American dick in thirty seconds flat if we'd switched spots.

[allydarling]

Whoa, is there something you need to tell me?

[freelicks]

.... you wouldn't suck his patriotic All-American dick, Ally? Really?

[allydarling]

This isn't about me! We all know I would! This is about you sucking dick, patriotic or not. Cause it's something I could get behind, definitely.

[freelicks]

Ally, it's not gay if your child-hood hero is suddenly real and you get a real boner from it, okay? He even had his shield with him. His shield! Who wouldn't want to be on their knees just to touch it?

[allydarling]

I'm not judging you!


As long as you let me watch.

[freelicks]

Deal. Also, for the record, I love you.

[allydarling]

Oh good! I was getting worried that you'd stopped.

I love you too, 20.

[freelicks]

The romantic sap in me is demanding I say that will never happen, 300.

[allydarling]

Eugh, don't call me that.

[freelicks]

What, you aren't accepting of the whoreishness of your boyfriend's life before 6C came into his life? Why Ally, I'm hurt.

[starspangledspandex]

Wait... shouldn't I get a say in this?

[allydarling]

I am, but I don't like to be reminded of the difference in our numbers. I'm very competitive.

[allydarling]

Only if it actually happens, sweetcheeks.

[freelicks]

Maybe if I pretended to be someone new each time you could catch up.

[freelicks]

I'd listen to her, Cap. She's very persuasive despite her smallishness.

[allydarling]

Maybe.

But probably not. It's fine, I'll settle for being your last.

[freelicks]

You're saying even if I gave you the okay you wouldn't go screw another guy? Not even Captain America? That counts you know.

[starspangledspandex]

You'd actually--

[He can't even finish that sentence.]