First? FIRST! (lack of icons? what lack of icons)

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( His mun receives the briefest of glances; she's an annoying distraction from his book, but his lips curve into a smile all the same as he places his bookmark between the pages and shuts it with a quiet snap. In fact he's been the one driving his mun to distraction, and he damn well knows it. )

Patience is a virtue. Now hush.


(ooc: Canon is Psycho-Pass.)

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That's what I keep saying.

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( He scoffs lightly. ) And do they listen? ( The book is turned over and he runs a finger over the back cover while answering his own question. ) No.

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[He kinda wants to know what book that is.]

It's annoying, but I'm used to people like that.

butt get out

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( w o w no he doesn't want to deal with you right now. curbing that desire he has to punch your face in to just. ollie out.

oh and he really wants to set your stupid dystopian book on fire. )

never, Shinya dear :>

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( If you set it on fire, my dear Ko, he's going to have to set something of yours on fire in return. )

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( A casual tilt of the book will reveal its title to be Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. The book is put aside for now. )

Hmm, thankfully I can surround myself with more receptive listeners.

( Like his cross-canon lookalikes. )

fuq u

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( He is totally going to explode you with his Dominator if you indeed set something of his on fire. )

goodness, how crass 8(

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( That's only if you can catch him. And look at you, you're one to talk; committing crimes against good literature. )

Just curios is that canon good? >w>

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[He has never read that one.]

That's good. It's hard to find good company these days.

not as crass as your FACE

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( He knows you're the one behind all the shit that's been going on, okay. He'll run into you sooner or later, and then he'll have his revenge on you for some even that happened in the past that shall remain unmentioned because of mysterious circumstances and the current lack of knowledge surrounding said event. yes.

And please, he's quite sure that you've got the books memorized, word by word. you read them too much. )

he's appalled by your lack of imagination, Ko 8(

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( Shougo here will either watch in amusement as you try to pin him down, or either not care because THAT'S HOW HE ROLLS, YO criminal masterminds have more important things to do than entertain little yapping dogs. Yep.

And how would you happen to know that he's memorised them all unless you've been stalking him? >) )

YOU DON'T GET TO SHORTEN HIS NAME LIKE THAT, AHO.

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( oh no he's not going to try, he's going to succeed in pinning you down and kicking your arse for being a buttface.

You're the type that fixates on a particular genre of book and always has a copy with them wherever they go just to show off your so-called knowledge and cynical attitude on the delusions of the world. You're the type of guy that actually bothers wasting precious memory on useless things like that. 8T )

So far yes :3 If you like sci-fi/action/crime~

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( What a pity. He'd lend this copy to you, but he's quite possessive about his books. They're hard to come by in this futuristic age. )

Yes, very much so, ( he murmurs, seemingly amused about something. ) The pool of them seems to be ever-shrinking.

that's no way to treat such a long-lasting relationship, dogboy >)

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( He must say that he's confused by your redundant way of addressing his arse - it is, by definition, a buttface. So why kick it? 8|

At least his mind is more than a useless muscle sitting inside his skull. Look at you, you went at that robot engineer with such a lack of finesse it almost hurt to watch. How on earth do you have such a high crime coefficient if you can't even begin to think like he does? :( )

*^* That sounds epic.

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It doesn't bother me, books are much better company than people anyways.

wow this is going terribly

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( your face is as ugly as your butt and so he's going to kick both. simple enough for you, worm????

A herbivore like you wouldn't understand how a carnivore's mind works. Sad, really - he operates on a higher plane of thought than you do. You can't even begin to comprehend how he thinks. )

was it going to go any other way? D|

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( Rude. It can't be that terrible though, since you spend so much time staring at it after your little masochistic training sessions. >)

Vegetables are good for you, Ko. They're high in fibre and nutrients with no fat whatsoever. Maybe if you ate some you wouldn't always be bursting a blood vessel when you see him! Speaking of, how's your blood pressure? He does so worry about your health. Can't have you exploding before he does now, can he? )

it could have gone with ko actually setting fire to the book. 8T

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( He only stares at you to remember his revenge, of course. You're delusional if you think otherwise. 8T

He eats properly, and his blood pressure is fine, thanks very much for asking (not really). You should probably tell that to Gino - the man seems fit to burst every time they have to track down a target. 8( )

It issss~ There's only 4 eps out atm, so you can still catch up XP

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A book lover as well, are you? I can't say I disapprove.

( He didn't want to say anything in case he was stereotyping, but those glasses did seem to indicate this fellow was a frequent reader. )

that would have been infinitely worse 8|

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( Oh well, he supposes it's better than you throwing knives at it from afar like they do in the movies. This way his perfect face is kept intact and can always be admired~

Bad dog for letting your handler build up such an unhealthy lifestyle! 8T Shouldn't you be alleviating that stress, Ko? Maybe by giving him a firm massage? )

How tempting~

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Of course, though Elliot is usually being too noisy for me to get very far in books these days.

[And they aren't even real.

he can do that now. 8T

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( It's not like there are many photos of you floating around, either. So he has to stick with what he's got and not ruin it... sadly. 8(

Haha, nah. Gino does it to himself - the man's gotta chillax sometimes. 'sides, it's no use trying to tell him something if he doesn't like you - he'll just block it out. Stubborn idjit. )

hope you've said goodbye to every pair of trousers you have then 8)

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( It's nice to know that you're treating one of few photographs of him very well. It's flattering.

Might he offer his services then? :> He's got ways of making people chillax... Fufufu~ )

hope you've said goodbye to your precious family jewels then. 8(

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( It's only going to survive until he meets you face to face and pummels you. Then it's going to be subjected to the knives and the fire. 8)

He calls so much bullshit on that. Your definition of chillax would give Gino an aneurysm. 8/ )

his family jewels (if he even has any) are safely tucked away 8)

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( Ouch, so you're not going to kill him? Phew! That's great, because he was just thinking about all the ways that he wants to tie you down and make you scream. :> He's really been looking forward to their reunion.

No no no, his definition of chillaxing would be to lay dear Gino on a soft, soft bed of nice, cool earth, then cover him with a suffocating blanket of green moss. 8] )