Baby's first meme.

[songofmypeople]

Hurt and Comfort?  

Hmm. Both have their places, of course, but I really expected more _hurting.

Comments

[forcowardice]

[SCREE.]

I'm pretty sure that doesn't. Suit you in any way possible.

[songofmypeople]

Fulcrum. You're still alive.

We really should do something about that.

[forcowardice]

Surpriiiise...

No no, I mean. C'mon, Overlord's on your list, right? Before me? You... you should go in order! Goinorderofyourlistthatseemsperfectlyorganized!

[songofmypeople]

I could. But it seems so selfish not to let the rest of the team have a turn.

And you're right here.

[forcowardice]

Well, the. The rest of them aren't here. So you-- should wait! Haha, yeahhhh.

[songofmypeople]

Your ego is astounding but I'm sorry to say, Fulcrum, that you just aren't as big a catch as you seem to think you are.

No, I'm sure they won't mind if I went out of my way to take care of your loose end.

All that matters is that you're dispatched in as ridiculously a gruesome way as possible. And while this could be so much more interesting if the rest of the team were here, rest assured, I can be creative enough.

[forcowardice]

Ego? Oh no, eh-heh, I'm just saying that you're. Being really kind of unfair about this! To your fellow crazy as hell teammates. I just hope they won't think to themselves man, that Tarn guy took all the fun in killing that Fulcrum nerd and then there's discord and untrust and. And you don't want that, right?

Right.

[forcowardice]

Also I'm really, really good at running. Bye!

[songofmypeople]

And now you misunderstand my position within the group. [As in, if the team tries to give him any sort of sass, he'll hurt them in ways they won't even begin to understand. In ways that don't involve any touching at all, and won't leave a single mark~~. (How fun!)]

...

I thought you were done with running.

[If this wasn't D_M this is where he'd take the opportunity to go tank mode, and have himself a pleasant little pedestrian collision. But since this is the inter-world ether, he's just gonna watch you go. You baby.]