Canon is Andromeda // On being sent somewhere.

[inharperwetrust]

So, boss... Finally sending me somewhere? But did it have to be a place where I lose something?

Sheesh. I hope it's not my charm, or my wit, or my insanely huge genius, because that would just suck.

Besides, trapping me somewhere with a bunch of people who freak out at the first mention of "tesseract" is severely damaging to my options to try to escape, because that is the first thing I will try.

...Yes, I know it likely won't work, but I gotta try, right? Dylan would never forgive me, especially since I'm the Commonwealth Ambassador there. Never give up, etc etc.

Hope you know what you're doing, boss.

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[purple_pixie]

Going somewhere, Harper?

I JUST MADE THE MOST INHUMAN NOISE. /pounces

[inharperwetrust]

Trance?

[You're purple again.]

Yeah. My mun's got me going into one of these game things. Against my will. Can you believe that? He obviously doesn't know that I'll be outta there in ten minutes.

I've seen you around before! You inspired me to transfer this account!

[purple_pixie]

Maybe it'll be fun? Don't you like games?

/is such an expert enabler. Oh my god, a Trance. I'm in love.

[inharperwetrust]

I prefer games that don't require I lose something important as an entrance fee.

Worst thing is, my mun hasn't even told me what it is, yet.

:-)

[purple_pixie]

Well, obviously it's not your sense of humor.

[inharperwetrust]

Oh, I don't lose it yet. But, c'mon Trance, d'you really think some creepy interdimensional castle in the sky is going to mess with the Harper-brand wit and genius?

[purple_pixie]

No. You wouldn't be you if it did.

[inharperwetrust]

Exactly. So I don't think he's going to be messing with my head that much.

But my mun can be as crafty as a Nietszchean hunting for a woman, so I'm not holding anything past him.

[purple_pixie]

You gotta learn to trust. I think it'll all be exciting. Just think of all the people you can meet and the things you can mess around with.

And I'll bet they even have caffeine there!

/performing all the enables, btw.

[inharperwetrust]

Yeah, well, we'll see.

The caffeine thing is a nice touch, though. You know how to sell something.

[purple_pixie]

No. I just know you.

You're gonna try to get out with a tesseract?

[inharperwetrust]

You've always been able to read me so easy.

And, yeah. If it works, I'll be back on Andromeda before you can say "Gee, Harper, you're such a genius."

[purple_pixie]

Just try not to test it out on any innocent plants, okay?

Oh, and my mun says you should be reeeeeeeeally nice to someone in that game named Sam.

[inharperwetrust]

Don't worry, my purple princess, your plants will be safe from me.

And Sam's a pretty common name, but I'll try my best.

[purple_pixie]

Tell that to Walter, Harper.

[inharperwetrust]

...

[Oooh yeeeeeah.]

Uh. Walter was a mistake.

...I did say I was sorry about that, right?

[purple_pixie]

Only two times. I'm expecting at least six more.

[inharperwetrust]

Well, here's the third. I'm really, really sorry about Walter, Trance.

[purple_pixie]

I'll accept it. But only because you're going away for awhile.

[inharperwetrust]

[And have a hug.]

It's a pity there'll be no-one from Andromeda there for me to show up and rescue.

[purple_pixie]

On the bright side, no Magog? At least, not in most of the possible futures.

[inharperwetrust]

I wouldn't be so sure. There's been a few plots in that castle place relating to nightmares. I wouldn't be surprised if the Magog showed up.

[purple_pixie]

Oh, Harper. I'm sorry. But, hopefully, you'll have friends on your side who are a little more useful than Tyr.

[inharperwetrust]

Hopefully.

I know there's gonna be a few people who like shooting things, so all I gotta do is tell them about the Magog and we'll be set.

[And considering he ran a Commonwealth conference about it all, he's probably the best man for Magog-awareness.]

[purple_pixie]

Again, my mun says you really wanna be friends with Sam, then.