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Oh, you have a plan, and a tiny dictionary of Quebecois swear words. That makes me feel much better.

I guess I appreciate the break from home sweet apocalypse.

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I haven't been insulted in Quebecois before. Share one!

This is going to be weird.

Mon crisse de char est brisé, tabarnac de câlisse.

Which is true, actually. I miss my car. There are no cars in this city, I hear.

Mind control does that.

There are horses. Better for the environment. Pretty. But I feel you, I'm going to miss my scooter.

[ a long pause ]

That's why Sonja isn't allowed to date any more.

We're going to have to lodge a complaint with the gods.

It probably wasn't an anticipated aspect of the relationship.

Not that I had 'a relationship'.

Maybe get a petition circulated, ay-dee-kay. That's cool yours has a plan, though. Mine just says 'things!' when I ask.

No, there's that.

I hope it's an enjoyable plan, at any rate.

Ay-dee-what--oh. [ LOOK SHE'S STILL PRETTY ESL, English is like her sixth language or something!! ]

You know how some animals, if they're bored, start destroying your house? It's like this for witches also.

Mmmwell I won't be a flesh puppet for an eldritch dark matter...thing, I still don't know how to explain what the fuck it is, that is an improvement.

Also I missed shopping. It's the little things, yes?

Sorry, I can speak normally most times. [ Internet-English is his fourth or so... but has a special place in his heart. ]

Bitches better find ways to entertain you, then.

When I see you--really see you, this does not count--I'm going to tell you that you did the right thing by dying, which will also be weird and probably awkward, but I don't like to pretend.

So.

--it's important. Um. Thank you.

Definitely. [ Quietish; Jae is just going to go ahead and assume he is DEAD in the apocalypse, as he can't even manage to be open and flippant about something a million times less horrible. ]

The shopping is spectacular, I'll give it that.

That will be my introduction to the Network. You can come too, I intend to be a generous tyrant.

I almost ate you or your friend or something--it's hazy in my memory, might be the shock--so it is probably literally the very least I can do. [ IT'S NOT FLIPPANT she's just. candid. like this. ]