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But... that looks just like the suit you have on now!
I do not see a problem with that, amigo. You will be a pariah of fashion, and will be beating off all the senoritas with sticks.
Take it from me. They love the classy outfits.
Take it from me. They love the classy outfits.
[What do you mean you are not dressing up for Halloween?]
[He's going to stand here and watch you now... carefully.]
[He's going to stand here and watch you now... carefully.]
You don't think you already look like a banana?
At least this way you can go around saying you are fresh and juicy. Women will flock!
At least this way you can go around saying you are fresh and juicy. Women will flock!
[HDU SASS HIM SMALL, FURRY CANINE.]
Yes. The one I have on now looks much better.
Yes. The one I have on now looks much better.
...I do not want to be "fresh and juicy."
[HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A BANANA ALREADY, TYVM.]
[HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A BANANA ALREADY, TYVM.]
But I thought people dressed up as something else on Halloween?
[His ears quickly perk up.]
I think you should be a tiger! You already have the stripes!
[His ears quickly perk up.]
I think you should be a tiger! You already have the stripes!
[ ALL THE SASS ]
But they look exactly the same!
But they look exactly the same!
You wish to be rotten and rancid instead?
That is no way to attract a woman, amigo...
That is no way to attract a woman, amigo...
[Okay, time for a different approach.]
...I have no trainers.
...I have no trainers.
The only people you would scare with that are parents concerned with their children's safety.
(( This is Mara btw don't mind me too much))
(( This is Mara btw don't mind me too much))
[That was not the reaction he was looking for, but it would do]
[He inched in a bit closer, watching.....]
[WATCHING]
[My, my, why wouldn't you dress up for the occasion?]
[He inched in a bit closer, watching.....]
[WATCHING]
[My, my, why wouldn't you dress up for the occasion?]
I didn't know Halloween was a time for attracting women anyway.
A tiger? [Looks at himself. Oh.
Stripes.]
Well, I am not entirely fond of felines, you could say.
Stripes.]
Well, I am not entirely fond of felines, you could say.
....
[ wait what ]
But... but you walk on two legs and everything!! [ WHAT IS LIFE ]
[ wait what ]
But... but you walk on two legs and everything!! [ WHAT IS LIFE ]
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