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[mooimacow]

Why can't I talk about her breasts? ( Head tilt. ) Happiness should be shared.

Where shall I begin?

Comments

wrong canon but ffffft

[thenatural]

That's not a serious question, is it?

Why yes, Ryoji needed to come hear about this...

[notsogrimreaper]

Tell me all about them! I'm happy to listen!

THAT IS PERFECT. DONT MIND A LINE FACE

[sleepygunsman]

I think it's because girls don't like talking about that with guys....

[He wouldn't know since he's a guy but looks a lot like a girl so some of his female co-workers did try to talk to him about it.]

[mooimacow]

It's up to you.

:3

[mooimacow]

I only like to talk about Rin's breasts.

[mooimacow]

Why not? We could tell them what we like.

Seeds that blossom.

[notsogrimreaper]

Ooh, Rin? I'd love to hear about her breasts!

[mooimacow]

They keep growing. It seems like every time I see her they're bigger.

[sleepygunsman]

Flowers? I think that's okay....But girls seem to hate men who point out their body....

[notsogrimreaper]

Wow... The magic of puberty... How big were they last time you saw her?

[mooimacow]

They're more than a handful now.

I remember them being smaller.

( You know, when they had sex last. Haru is pretty damn mature. )

[mooimacow]

All women are flowers~. They should be proud.

[notsogrimreaper]

[And now Ryoji is so jealous... Even if he hasn't quite grasped the sex part yet.]

A handful? She lets you touch them all the time?

[mooimacow]

When we're alone. ( He has touched...everywhere...most likely. ) She's like a model.

[notsogrimreaper]

Amazing... The perfect figure, huh?

[mooimacow]

Perfect.

She doesn't realize.

[notsogrimreaper]

Yes, a lot of girls are like that... so tragically self-conscious.

That's why I try to compliment them all the time. Cheer them up!

[sleepygunsman]

Girls are strange.....

[He's kinda confused about why Robin likes them so much...]

[mooimacow]

It should be the goal of every man. I do my best.

[notsogrimreaper]

I'm glad! We're brothers in a cause, huh?

[mooimacow]

We should recruit others. There are too many girls for both of us.

[mooimacow]

Strangely exciting.

[notsogrimreaper]

That's a very smart idea! My mun's getting upset that I'm 'flirting with everything that moves'... maybe we can do shifts so she can get a break from me?

[mooimacow]

Shifts.

My first job.

( Sounds about right. )

I shouldn't flirt. Rin would be upset.

[sleepygunsman]

Are they? Melissa seems to be more of an air head....

[HE KNOWS NOTHING SHUT UP. ]