Hey, Mun! Find me a game....

[weddingcrasher]

....or else I'll destroy your wedding.

I don't care if you're not even engaged, it'll happen someday, and I'll be ready for it!

Huh?  Don't like that?  Well you should've thought about that before you decided to be a big mean doofus and give me this stupid username!  I destroyed ONE measly wedding.  I only did it ONCE.  So why pick on me and give me a username that makes it sound like I'm a serial killer of weddings!  That's slander, Mun!  S-L-A-N-D-E-R, slander!  I do one naughty little thing and I never get to live it down!  It's so stupid! 

Just.....get me put in a game, and I'll forgive you.  A little.

Comments

[unsophisticated]

No way, you too? Weddings are easier to destroy than you would think, am I right? 'Course it was a zombie wedding that I did, so I donno if it counts, but I still felt a little bad about it after.

[weddingcrasher]

Don't feel bad about it! And definately don't let people brand you for it either. That's rude!

[bloodredridinghood]

Heh. I think I might envy you. Your naughty thing that you're never gonna live down is actually something big! The shit I've done is small and easy by comparission.

[weddingcrasher]

It was just ONE wedding! ONE! How is that "big"!?

[bloodredridinghood]

Destroying one entire wedding is pretty big by most standards, FYI.

[weddingcrasher]

But I was fighting a war! Worse things have happened! Stuff blows up all the time in wars! And I covered it up by saying it was an accident anyway...hell, I think it really WAS an accident in the manga adaptation of my source canon! So don't get on my case about it, OK?

[bloodredridinghood]

Aw it's okay. I'm not meaning to get on your case about it, y'know? I was just making note of the big achievements people like you seem to take for granted. But I could really care less about the wedding incident itself.

[weddingcrasher]

Thanks, please keep it that way. Don't pry into my business and I won't pry into your's.

[wizard_eyes]

[There's a horrified look on Ice King's face.]

A wedding destroyer!? How could you!? I mean, marriage is a sacred bond for all eternity between man and princess. And sometimes the princess is even okay with it... and not frozen in a block of ice.

The point is, I have a mind to give you the squirty squirts missy.

[And, on cue, he pulls a spray bottle out of his beard.]

[unsophisticated]

I reckon you're right. And anyhow, most of the guests were tryin'a eat me, so I figger I got a solid excuse. What happened at yours?

[bloodredridinghood]

[Pat, pat.] Allright, I won't. You probably wouldn't want to hear about my business, anyway.

[weddingcrasher]

My brothers and I were fighting a war, and everyone at that wedding was completely oblivious to it! I mean, hello? It's like "we're working our asses off for you and your planet's safety and you just ignore that and go on having a fun time without us?" How fucking rude is that? They deserved to die!

[weddingcrasher]

Do that and I'll respond by giving you the boomy booms!

[And Nena whips out a semi-automatic laser gun.]

HOLY-! YES.

[orewagundamda]

[Well, this is interesting, considering you're dead after Louise trashed your outdated Throne.]

Nena Trinity.

[weddingcrasher]

Hi, Setsunaaaaaa! Couldn't resist dropping by to oggle me, huh?

[orewagundamda]

[Yup. Still getting mixed feelings from talking to you.]

I was curious as to how you were doing, yes. [Linefacing like old times.] Your mun has yet to find you a game?

[unsophisticated]

Aw man, if you wanted ta join in you shoulda just dressed up real fancy-like and snuck in. Weddings are fun, 'specially when they got an open bar and nobody knows you ain't supposed ta be there.

[weddingcrasher]

We were on a mission at the time, flying around in giant robots above the wedding. There was no real opportunity to sneak in.

You're right, that would have been fun though....

[weddingcrasher]

Nope! Just started with me, actually.

Where are you at the moment? Maybe I'll end up there! ♥

[unsophisticated]

Oh no way, you got a yourself a giant flyin robot? Holee shit, but that's the coolest dang thing I ever heard.

Haven't had an account for this guy in a while

[zero_one]

[Heero says nothing. Instead you get a flat stare.]

[weddingcrasher]

Can I help you, cutie?

Heero Disapproves -10

[zero_one]

I don't know if peace is really possible. But I'm certain your methods won't achieve it.

[Blunt as ever, that Heero.]

[weddingcrasher]

Really? Tell me, just what have you done to fight for peace in your war? Have you neatly avoided mass murder and destruction all your life?

/bothers

[conceptualizing]

Something tells me games are better without a person who ruins weddings.