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[butwhytho]

I don't get the fuss about it, mun.

The third movie's always the best, isn't it?

Like Lord of the Rings! Kind of weak in the middle, eleven Oscars for the third. The third movie is always the best in any series!

Don't worry. It'll be great!

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[hammer]

I'm with you, pal. It'll be fantastic.

[norussianplz]

Judging from the trailer alone, it's looking like Oscar-winning material already.

[butwhytho]

Fantastic is as good a feeling about it as any, I think. I mean, it'll be fine. It's nothing to be shaken up about, right?

[butwhytho]

Ben Kingsley did play Gandhi.

And the bookkeeper guy in Schindler's List. I mean, that's a pretty big star right there, you know?

[hammer]

I can't say I'm doing much shaking.

[slyest]

Despite the hysterics of the masses, I fail to see the cause for alarm.

[norussianplz]

Truly, it'll be a masterpiece. Best score. Best supporting actor. Best comedy. The accolades will just roll in.

[butwhytho]

If you were shaking, you'd probably have to go to the doctor. That's not normal, shaking for no reason.

Unless you're cold.

[butwhytho]

Does Robert Downey Junior really need another shining award, though? Look at all the pictures of him with that Golden Globe—you'd think he'd won the Nobel Peace Prize, you know?

[hammer]

No, I really can't say I'm cold. Warm and tingly, maybe. Full of excited anticipation for the best movie of the decade, possibly. But no. Not cold.

[butwhytho]

[Oh no, alien villain wearing lots of black warning warning BAD GUY DANGER]

It's kind of silly, to be honest. The second movie's trailer had a lot of stuff in it that wasn't anywhere in the actual movie, apparently, so...none of that might be in there.

Well, besides the Iron Patriot. Because that's awesome, even if it's one of the most ostentatious things I have ever, ever seen.

[norussianplz]

I think the real star of that movie is going to be suit. I don't think they can give awards to suits.

[butwhytho]

...The Hobbit, you mean?

[slyest]

[ Relax, Venom. We've all the same goal in mind. ]

It rather reminds me of the soldier. Does it not you too?

[butwhytho]

Maybe one of them.

That other one—Rhodes—did you check it out? Look at it really close. The front piece is a star.

He made a star reactor.

A starc reactor.

Someone really needed to tone it down.

[hammer]

This movie, man. We're talking about Iron Man Three here!

[butwhytho]

[Who died and made you king of anything?]

Well, that's—you know that's the country's colors and themes, right? Stars and stripes. So it should remind you of Captain America. It's the same sort of motif, I mean.

[norussianplz]

That's what happens when you drink six gallons of scotch before noon. Stupid shit like that. I mean, come on. Red and gold? Really? It was only a matter of time before he came up with something even more gaudy.

[butwhytho]

You think it's going to be the best movie of the decade?

[Sir, your nerd cred just dropped.]

...why?

[slyest]

[ Well, there was this one time on Asgard... ]

Then it is his armor?

[butwhytho]

[He lowers his voice just a bit. Superheroes don't speak bad about heroes. Okay? Shhh.]

He made Captain America's original outfit look tasteful when he rigged that suit. How is that possible?

[butwhytho]

[He doesn't have time for your daddy issues. He has school! And Mary Jane! And...dreaming of Uncle Ben!]

I don't think Cap has anything to do with it—and I don't think Cap would want a suit like that in the first place, so...I think that's Rhodes', actually. Rhodey. All the pomp and circumstance really fits a lieutenant colonel.

[norussianplz]

[It's okay, Peter. Justin understands.]

Even drunks have sober days. It must have been one of his.

[butwhytho]

[IT'S SO LONELY IN HIS ONE SUPERHERO UNIVERSE HE'S GLAD SOMEONE DOES]

You can't be drunk every day. You'd...poison yourself really quickly, wouldn't you?

[Peter doesn't drink. And if he did, it might be kind of difficult to get drunk. Superhero and all.]

[slyest]

[ And what of Harry? ]

I know not of this man. Who is he?