happy weighs in

[hasthekeys]

Does this mean I'll get stuck driving in New York City for the rest of my life? Because that is a nightmare.

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[manofiron]

Is that your official complaint? Or am I going to be getting one of those later?

[hasthekeys]

I don't believe there's anything to complain about until April, if there's going to be any complaints at all, Boss.

[manofiron]

How about we just nix the complaints and look on the bright side?

[hasthekeys]

...that you'll definitely need a driver in the Big Apple because it's a madhouse?

[HAPPY JUST WANTS TO KEEP HIS JOB

AND HIS BOSS

...ES]

[manofiron]

[ No one's going to be standing in the unemployment line, Happy. Trust him. ]

That and now you'll finally have front row seats to the Macy's Thanksgiving parade.

[hasthekeys]

[But what if there's no Boss to write the paychecks!!!!!]

...you think they'll make an Avengers float?

[This is a good topic to switch to. If they make one, Happy should get to drive it. Right?]

[poisonous_touch]

Judging from what my mun saw, that may be the least of your worries, Handsome.

[manofiron]

[ Fury will do it. ]

Sure, why not? You want one? I'll buy one.

[ You bet, buddy. It's all yours. ]

[hasthekeys]

[Fury =/= Happy's boss, though!]

What will I do—if you buy a float, I'm driving, and you're going to be on it. You know that, right, Boss?

[hasthekeys]

[...welp.]

Can I ask where your mun saw that?

[manofiron]

[ Tony's put a provision in his will to see that Happy keeps getting paid. ]

Uh, no. You can drive it, but I'm not—Why would I be on it? Put Steve on it.

[poisonous_touch]

She actually saw it in the trailer. It flashes by quickly but she's obsessed with pausing. As she describes it, she is 'bursting with all sorts of feelings'.

[hasthekeys]

[Best boss ever.]

It's an Avengers float, Boss; there's got to be Avengers on it, right?

[hasthekeys]

Oh. Right. The fifty second mark, isn't it? That's...not so, I mean.

...it'll work out.

[manofiron]

[ You know it. ]

Yeah, that's what I said. Steve. And Romanoff. Maybe Barton. Thor. I don't know if Bruce would go for it. But four out of six ain't bad, right?

[poisonous_touch]

Well you've been around this long, right? If you only ever get one trip into the hospital, then you've done pretty well. Especially given with a highly public figure your boss is to begin with.

[hasthekeys]

[Driving Romanoff? Do you really want to go there?]

It's just a few hours waving to the people—you serve the people, right, Boss?

[COME ON BE A BRO]

[hasthekeys]

I've been around a long time, yes ma'am. [Look, okay, Happy is always professional.] And—well, Mister Stark doesn't actually leave the house all that much these days.

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[manofiron]

[ What? You mean you didn't like the view the last time you did that? ]

I serve me. I'm a person. Singular. Uno. Eins. I can keep going. You want to be on the float committee?

[ N O P E ]

[poisonous_touch]

Ah, I see. Though I have to wonder what he was really thinking when he revealed his other identity. I just honestly don't see how anyone could think it is a good idea to paint a big old bullseye right on themselves like that.

don't give happy the blues

[hasthekeys]

[He had to keep his eyes on the road!

...no, not really.]

Does the driver need to be on the committee?

[hasthekeys]

You'll have to route those questions to Mister Stark directly, ma'am. I can't speak for him.

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[manofiron]

[ Uh huh. There were peeks being snuck and he knows it. ]

No. But you could be if you wanted to be.

[poisonous_touch]

It wasn't really a question. It was more me thinking out loud.

the sads???

[hasthekeys]

I'd rather not be if that ever happened. You know, if that was acceptable.

[Okay, so maybe Tony isn't the only one who doesn't like too much responsibility.]

Boss.