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[crypto_godress]

lots of people haet their muns i guess
which is cool makes sense n stuff but liek
youre p ok
havent forced me to fight nay monstrars yet
onloy cmmplaint is that
i
am fuckin
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED
boredly broed bored
so brorad
*hah
gonna flop over onto the floor n lie aaruond until someone revives me with
idk
vodka or choclolates or smooches
your head is dusty full of weirdos all im saying is
party time up INS
+ dont worry
ill do the catering :3
*;3 ;3 ;3

Comments

[beforianbasco]

dang doll...you sure know what you want...that's pretty s1ck

[debarge]

Cool glitter text, bro.

[ironimbecile]

*PHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET*

[crypto_godress]

[ what if she just

stole

that fucking whistle

right out of your mouth ]

*PHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET*

[crypto_godress]

queen of the glittertext its me
ty for noticing

[crypto_godress]

well yeah
had some tiiem to think about it yknow
knocknig around in here blowing dust of ffurtinture
opening curtains legntin in sunlight
eveyr brain needs a partyy
*partay

[debarge]

Do you have a template open all the time? That's some seriously impressive HTML.

[For the man who runs itsraining2andhalfmen.com, most anything is impressive, okay.]

[the_door_to_everything]

I call dibs on reviving you using smooches.

[crypto_godress]

no way im basically increbibble and know all the html ever
even hmtl that dosnt exsist (yet!!!!)
anywya sparkles are for special occayjez only

[crypto_godress]

dang ok
ONLYYYY bc your hair is the greenest thing probs ever
also bc
duh
smooches

[debarge]

[Lord have mercy.

Copyright John Stamos]

Really? Do you run any websites? Because I want to see them now.

[ironimbecile]

Excuse me, 6ut i 6elieve that is actually mine. I ap9l9gize if my attempt t9 get y9ur attenti9n 9ffended y9u, 6ut y9u sh9uld respect pers9nal 6oundaries.

I simply wished t9 express my c9ncern that y9u are starting t9 initiate friv9l9ties and n9t every9ne is f9rtunate en9ugh t9 have party privilege.

#tw: 9therm9raled identifiers #friv9l9us privileges

[the_door_to_everything]

Hey I try. My mun is actually thinking of revamping my history so this is all natural. Kind of weird to think about but it's less iffy than his current idea.

As long as my taste in beautiful babes is in-tact I don't mind though.

[beforianbasco]

1 can d1g it!!! part1es are pretty dope...prov1ded they're real part1es and not ones des1gned to blow everyone up conven1ently all at the same t1me...actually that one was k1nd of dope too.

...so 1 guess part1es are just always k1ck1n.

[crypto_godress]

you should respect my ears
youre gonan make me go deaf
and sweaterdude
im comfistating this whistle
for party use
cuz partyings not a privilege ITS A RIGHT

[crypto_godress]

im p sure the only explopives at this party will be metaphorical
banging tunes or w/e

[crypto_godress]

nope
know a guy that does tho
not as amaznig as me at coding and related shenans but hes ok

[crypto_godress]

only important thnig
well that n the hair do not EVER GET RID OF IT im serious
itd be sad

[ironimbecile]

I am afraid I will need it 6ack. Y9u see, I need s9me way to call attenti9n t9 myself. It seems 9thers like t9 ign9re my attempts at c9rrecting triggering and 9ffensive 6ehavi9r, s9 I invested in a whistle.

9r imagined it int9 existence. It's hard t9 say which, c9nsidering the circumstances.

#tw: spelling a6use #9ther69died identificati9n #inc9rp9realism

[the_door_to_everything]

Yeah doubt I'd ever get rid of that.

The basic idea my mun had was actually to mix the world you came from and a videogame series he really likes to make my universe.

It's called "The Legend of Zelda" I think.

So I'm going to end up going through similar bullshit to you but at least I won't have to deal with that stupid cult from that other backstory.

[crypto_godress]

welp on the plus side youll probs have kickin bffsies
seems to be a traend
minussses include dying????

[the_door_to_everything]

Yeah that's pretty much a standard for universes like yours I guess.

But yeah my mun has a couple people planned out already. Link and Ganon, those two will definitely show up from that universe but he recently realized I'd be good for that universe too.

[crypto_godress]

dont argue w robnin hood
you wont win
also maybe ppl ignore u cuz youre kind of uptight
unlcench your butt!!!

ps i see that trgiger warning

[crypto_godress]

is linkt he guy with the hat

[roundpinkpuff]

Catering?! There's going to be FOOD?!
Poyo!