stares at tushan bc someone is being a hideous enabler.

[snowborn]

So easily persuaded, so quick to yield. Curious, is it not, that mankind would fight so desperately against the guiding hand of a willing ruler, and yet you prove your place as the species most attuned to inclinations of subservience time and again?

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THE AMOUNT OF LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU KNOWS NO BOUNDS

[notahawkingbird]

It's called "enabling", doofus. It's worlds away from the knee-jerk desire to enslave and subjugate mankind because you lost your turn at musical thrones.

Also, if you had any real friends you'd realize it's all done in the interest of fun and shenanigans. [ Kate, you have no self-preservation. ]

[iron_ego]

Are you still whistling that same tune? Huh. I thought we'd covered the whole subservience thing the last time we met.

[In his future, though he's had the spoilers.]

[fuck_orders]

What are you talking about?

[marchtember]

Yes, sir, and forsooth.

[flawedgoods]

It is not so curious when those who seek power, especially those who seek to rule over others, so often prove themselves to have only their best interests at heart.

[With those blue eyes and black hair he reminds her of a Shahrizai, and his talk of willing rulers only adds to her unease.]

[americanpie]

Them's a lot of fancy words there. You remind me of my brother.

you're hideous and you should feel hideous

[snowborn]

And who's to say the domination of humankind is an effort far less enjoyable than the coercion of other unwitting simpletons into doing as you wish?

[snowborn]

Perhaps we have, Stark, but as it happens, I do not yet tire of it.

[olympic_lion]

No no, yea. When mocking someone's olde-tymey speach, you should never forget the yea.

[marchtember]

[ what. are you. ]

Thank you, Buff Hagrid. I'm going to cherish this knowledge.

[olympic_lion]

!

[olympic_lion]

...

You know you've made a mistake somewhere when you go from being worshipped as a literal god to being mistaken for Harry Potter characters.

The hard part is finding out, which mistake?

[marchtember]

The beard. You should shave it off. Right now. [ because he'll admittedly look worse without it and april is always willing to help someone regress as a person. ]

[olympic_lion]

[Oh, April. You're the one who has to look at it, you know.]

Really. You wish me to inflict a beardless Hercules upon the world AGAIN? Wasn't the last time punishment enough?

[marchtember]

I thought the last time was that Disney movie where he falls in love with that chick who sold her soul to Hades. Do you know how someone breaks into that? I'm not really using mine and cars are expensive.

[controlledvariable]

Well you sound like you're going to be a bundle of laughs.

[She's going to need an adult.

Steve halp]

[arches]

Funny how you're still singing that tune, when you're not the one pulling the strings.

[iron_ego]

[He's scratching the side of his neck, thinking about it.]

Then you, no doubt, also aren't tired of hearing this one: We have a Hulk. [A pause, a sideways nod of his head.] Still.

You're welcome to the party, but keep the trashing to a minimum. I'd hate to put 'god smiter' twice on my superhero resume. [Actually, no. That would actually be pretty cool.]

[hulk]

Except... Aren't you the one getting guided here? I mean, that's how this whole system works.

[wholenewstory]

[Cass tilts her head, peering at him.]

Older than you look.

Not wiser.

[plumlucky]

You're not one of those Shakespearean Renaissance Faire guys, are you?

[olympic_lion]

If you could call that a Hercules, feckless teenage twit THAT was. I expect rather more style from my portrayals, do you know?

And while I'm sure Uncle Hades would be willing to deal, I can't promise favourable terms; just your luck to get a bumper sticker saying 'I sold my soul and all I got was this lousy Yugo.'

[therealgenius]

[He sees your face in that icon and he hates it all over again, FYI.]

[therealgenius]

Most people don't want to be ruled by an enormously cruel sort of fellow from Planet God. You know, for your information.

[iron_ego]

[Aw, we can't have that. How about this icon? He's got others if you want 'em! Nothing but the best for his... spirited 'competition.']