[I_C Fourth Wall Event...? e.e Canon: Nightmare Before Christmas]

[snakesnspiders]

WHADDYA MEAN, "IT'S A ONE TIME APPEARANCE'?!?!
 

An' the fact ya came ta' this decision just 'cause Jack might be there?! 

EVEN WORSE.

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[whats_this]

[Well hello Oogie.]

Did someone mention my name?

[Jack, standing upright, holds his chin high, smirking.]

[worry_me]

[JESUS CHRIST IT'S OOGIE BOOGIE DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY NIGHTMARES YOU'VE GIVEN THIS SANTA COMPLETELY NOT-SANTA BOY NAMED ARTHUR??? Yeah, he'll just be hiding behind a sofa now, don't mind him, nothing to see here.]

[snakesnspiders]

Aaaauh, of COURSE you'd come'n butt your thick skull in this.

[snakesnspiders]

[...There's an eerie moment of absolute nothingness before Oogie manages to get RIGHT IN YOUR FACE HELLO HOW ARE YOU SIR.]

Weeeeeell, helloooo~.

[worry_me]

AAAHHHHHH!

[He scrambles backwards, trying to get away.]

[whats_this]

Come now, Oogie. Is that really a way to treat an old friend?

[As Jack speaks in the most sarcastic manner he could conjure.]

[freakymayor]

Now who the heck is THIS?

[snakesnspiders]

What've you be livin' under, a rock? Ain't no way you've never heard of... [Watch out, we got a dramatic pause over here --] The Boogieman!!

[freakymayor]

The Boogieman? THE Boogieman?

I have GOT to bring you to my town!

[snakesnspiders]

It wouldn't be if we'd ever been friiiiiends, bone man.

[whats_this]

[Jack couldn't help but smirk.]

True, Oogie. Very true.

So is your mun really thinking of throwing your sack into the same 4th Wall Event I will be making a presence in?

[snakesnspiders]

I wouldn't've been if you hadn't said anythin' about goin'. Now it's a sealed deal.

[whats_this]

[Under normal circumstances, Jack may have actually felt bad.

Good thing these weren't normal circumstances.]

Well, do try to keep your schemes to a minimum, won't you? I don't want to have to spend my time cleaning up after your mess, again.

[snakesnspiders]

[As innocently as an evil sack of bugs can sound:] Schemes? Me? Jack, Jack, Jack, whaddya take me for?

[whats_this]

I mean it Oogie.

[If Jack had eyes to speak of, they would more than likely be burning a hole through Oogie's head right now.]

[snakesnspiders]

So do I.

[He's such a horrible liar.]

[feedings]

So... should I be callin' ya one'a my spores, now~?

[Yaknow, even though you're bag of bugs/snakes/spiders/etc and he's a plant, but details details. Expies are still expies~]

[snakesnspiders]

[...You sound like him. And yet you don't? WHAT IS HAPPENING. EXPIES, HOW DO THEY WORK]

Call me a what now? I ain't no one's spore.

[feedings]

[IT'S TRIPPY MAN. Though it's not like Twoey isn't used to there being multiple copies of himself. One of them being the actual Boogeyman is new, though. The monster flytrap lowly chuckles a bit.]

Maybe ya ain't quite, but ya SHO' CLOSE ENOUGH~!