i can't even but hocus pocus, man

[amokamokamok]

Ohhh but munnie, munnie, it isn't even Halloween! Is this a gift? An early gift? If only my sisters were here for this! Ahem--

♪ Come little children, I'll take thee away
Into a land of enchantment
Come little children, the time's come to play
Here in my garden of magic ♪

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[creepyfreezone]

That's a really pretty song.

*Not human. So she's kinda immune to this sorta thing. But the song is pretty!*

[amokamokamok]

Ohh thank you little girl! Do you want to come play?

[creepyfreezone]

I would, but magic isn't real.

So you can't have a garden of it.

[amokamokamok]

[MELODRAMATIC GASPING]

Magic isn't real?! Oh no, no, no, little girl! Magic is quite real.

[creepyfreezone]

Every story I've ever heard has ended up with magic being a scam.

*Aliens, mirrors, previous incarnations of the cosmos, trickery, deceit, tomfoolery, and aliens. In no particular order.*

And I'm not little, I was little when I was younger.

[threehundredyears]

Don't think you'll get away with your tricks here, witch.

[amokamokamok]

The stories you've heard are wrong, wrong, wrong! If my sisters were her and oh, if we had our book! We'd show you how real magic is, little, little girl.

[amokamokamok]

Is that a kitty I see? A meddlesome, troublesome kitty indeed!

[prayedtosanta]

Why would kids come to you?

[amokamokamok]

Because I'm singing, of course! Don't you like my song? Don't you want to come play, child?

[prayedtosanta]

No. [Weird person.] I'm not that dumb. That's like a man in a van asking if I've seen his puppy.

[amokamokamok]

[she looks startled and then hurt.]

But--but my song is beautiful! I'm beautiful too, you know. And what is this van of which you speak, and why would a man be in one?

[roadroller]

Hey, creepy song. I like it! ♪

[this kid is not being lured because she is a robot. Have fun figuring that one out.]

[prayedtosanta]

I guess so. If you like that kind of thing. [She just thinks you are so weird.]

You don't know what a van is?

[amokamokamok]

I don't! But if it has a man in it, I do want to know!

[amokamokamok]

[HAHA WHAT ARE ROBOTS THO

instead, she just looks incredibly delighted]

Oh, child! I'm glad you like my song. ♪ I sang it just for you ♪

[threehundredyears]

I'll always be around as long as you three are causing trouble.

[amokamokamok]

Because you can't die, that's why, right? Cursed to live forever and ever and ever. How sad!

[hi5radio]

[She's just going to hum along with the tune.]

[prayedtosanta]

I don't know. It's a thing with wheels that old people drive to carry large things.

[amokamokamok]

[she balks at the word "old"]

Oh no, no, I don't want a van then!

[amokamokamok]

[she just starts singing again and casually making gestures for you to come over to her so she can eat you little girl]

[threehundredyears]

There are worse things.

And we both now that's not how things end.

[hi5radio]

[This girl's just a bit old to fall for that. But she flinches and shrinks back when she realizes that she was noticed.]

A-ah!

You were watching?!

[amokamokamok]

[her nose and brows wrinkle. look you're going to ruin her skin mister binx]

Like being ugly, ugh.

[now she's pouting]

Things can change! I'm here now, aren't I?