Someone isn't amused with Arcanarum...

[hypercompetent]

 Red riding hood. 

Red riding hood.

1.) That's not funny.

• That's not funny.
  • THAT ISN'T EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY.

2.) I have no idea where you're going to dig up any sort of information on what her personality was like, because she pretty much existed to be werewolf food-- which I definitely do not, by the way. I am a perfectly capable Muggle Best Friend. In fact, I think I'm more capable than most of my furry companions, particularly if they're trying to eat me! We've graduated beyond that point, mostly. Sort of. 

3.) If you don't find someone to bring Scott in something twice as embarrassing (I'm thinking a Disney princess. Allison can be the prince. And maybe Derek as Little Bo Peep with his mutated, sharp teethed sheep, too.) then we are going to have Words. I hope you can feel my capital letters of righteous fury. 

-Stiles. 
 

 

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[naltorian]

♫Hey there Little Red Riding Hood... You sure are looking good. You're everything a big bad wolf could want♪

[hypercompetent]

[the most unamused face ever why is it always pretty women taunting him]

Really?

[naltorian]

[ see that gold band with the little diamond? she's also taken. double ouch. ]

What a big heart I have. The better to love you with~

[ she does a little twirl, spin and keeps swaying. ]

[sounprepared]

Stiles! Don't tempt her!

[Oh come on, Scott, you look good in a dress.]

[hypercompetent]

[He would totally notice if he wasn't COMPLETELY STARING AT HER EYES. He has learned this lesson the hard way.]

...if that's the case, I can totally do that. Totally and completely. Just call me little Red.

[naltorian]

Call me Mrs. Dox.

[hypercompetent]

Oh no, if I'm going down, I'm so bringing you with me, Cinderelly.

[It's the bro code or something like that.]

[hypercompetent]

.....

[He jerks his head in an expression of exasperation. Or, more accurately, a gesture of "this shit only happens to me"]

Ooooof course there's a Mr. Dox. I take it back, that was cruel and unusual punishment.

[naltorian]

He could rearrange your neurons if he wanted. [ she still bends over and puts a kiddie kiss on his forehead. ]

[hypercompetent]

Y'know, I'm good! I don't have any neurons that need rearranging. It's like an IKEA in there. Tip top shape. Thanks for that though. [A kiddie kiss is better than normal, okay. Besides, he never gets any affection from the women in his life because there aren't any (besides Lydia "60% Evil, 40% Nice Hair" Martin and his best friend's girlfriend.)]

[alphatriskele]

Little Bo Peep.

[Somehow he's not even surprised.]

shameless abuse of this icon

[hypercompetent]

Has lost her sheep and doesn't know where to find them. [get it because you lost scott GET IT]

[alphatriskele]

[Derek is not amused.]

Even if my mun was stupid enough to enter me in a game as 'little bo peep' I'm sure he'd have the mercy not to make me deal with you two.

[hypercompetent]

[When are you ever amused, Derek. The answer to that is never, fyi.]

You say that like we aren't a complete and total light on your otherwise boring, broody life. Besides, I doubt your eyebrows would fit under the bonnet.

[alphatriskele]

it's too bad I won't be there to watch you show up in a cape and a dress. Come to think of it, Little Red Riding hood almost suits you perfectly.

[Hey, at least Derek finds himself amusing.]

[thelittlestbub]

My Munnie is giggling. dude, you should probably run. It might help.

[hypercompetent]

[No one else does. :|]

Hm, has anyone written in a part where Red Riding Hood saved the wolf's ass from drowning? And dying? On multiple occasions? Because if that's the case then yeah, you got me. Hook line and sinker. [Cape and a dress, nyeeh. He's mocking that. Or at least, repeating it after him in the most teenager fashion possible, complete with head shaking.]

[alphatriskele]

And here you go again, acting as if I haven't returned each and every favour. Maybe I should have let Isaac bite you after all.

stiles is totally popular with the superheroines today ôuõ

[hypercompetent]

No amount of suicide runs are going to save me from this awful fate. Her other suggestion was Robin. Robin!

[The NERVE of these muns.]

It's because *I* am so into TW right now.

[thelittlestbub]

Suicide runs? Ugh. I haven't done this since I left Cali.

... And which Robin? I know there's more than one. Some are cooler than others.

[Time was cooler than Dick, okay? But she might be biased. :D]

[hypercompetent]

And then I'd be a part of your merry band of superpowered doofuses, and you'd hate that even more. [He knows he's right~~~~~There's an unspoken "not a chance in hell" behind that too, but it doesn't need to be said. ]

That makes two of us 8D /HIGH FIVE

[hypercompetent]

Dick Grayson, which, cool, but A) we have been over a thousand times how I am not a sidekick, and B) I am not wearing glorified underwear. I'll take the red hood instead.

[Grinning. A lot. His jokes are super clever and also he's making them at freakin' Jubilee.]

/HIGH FIVE

[thelittlestbub]

Ew. No. Not Dick. [She wrinkles her nose at him. She much prefers Tim. Then again, she kissed Tim.]

Is there a joke I'm missing with the red hood? I mean, I met a Jason once, but I meant for your Munnie.

[alphatriskele]

Actually, you'd be dead. And even if you weren't, Scott's already proven that the bite doesn't make you any better at following orders, so I'd probably still be cleaning up your messes.

[hypercompetent]

My messes! Ha. You're forgetting the part where I am just a completely unwilling participant, those messes are usually yours. Or Scott's. Depends on the freak of the week.

[Get your smug eyebrows out of here sir.]

It has taken over my life, which is why I'm attempting this. |D;

[hypercompetent]

She's making this face like she got sprayed in the face with a water bottle and I'm telling her that she's got no knowledge of comics and how is she expecting to work with me when she can't even get my references in the right continuity, seriously.

The point is I'd make a much better Batman.

Mine too D: I have 34k of fanfic I'm still working on >>; need to rewatch AGAIN.

[thelittlestbub]

Ugh. Not unless you're a total douchenozzle. Because, seriously, Scott? Scott is less of a jerk than Batsy.

[alphatriskele]

[He's not even going to verbally respond to that. He's just going to hope that the intensity of his glare bores a whole in your soul. Or your brain, whichever works.]

I think in fact my favorite part of this has been canon reviewing BD and oooh fic~

[hypercompetent]

Yeah, well. Someone told me I made a pretty good Batman, once. [And that had a pretty big effect on him.]

[hypercompetent]

.......

Stilllll completely terrifying, Jesus tapdancing Christ. I feel like someone needs to shave off your eyebrows and that would make it ten times better and/or more hilarious. [He takes a step back, and despite admitting that yes, that is scary, he is still talking. But then again are you really surprised?]

I'm such a Sterek and Scissac shipper too.

[thelittlestbub]

Robin was always nicer. To me, anyway.

And Bats tried to kill Doc Strange.

[alphatriskele]

[There is no amount of staring that will make you shut up, is there, Stiles?

So 'Mr. Eyebrows' is going to turn around and leave now. Or at least, get a good three paces away before you fire your next shot.]

[gordianknots]

There is a correlation between 'what one does not find amusing' and 'what the writer finds amusing.' A disturbing one that is inevitable. It's far better, I have found, to ignore it then sit and complain. And never underestimate the writer's ability to research.

And as a fair warning, the place in mind will only amplify your complaints.