Eventually going to lastvoyages

[keepsthemsafe]

I'm going to be honest with you, since it seems that you and I are going to be partners now. This is the stupidest plan to end all stupid plans. And you of all people know that I've seen some pretty stupid fucking plans.

Wait what? You're going to wait? Until you know, you actually see my death? Given how you wanna keep me a secret lady I'd appreciate that. I mean yeah okay I get you think you get it but come on at least do me the courtesy of seeing it instead of reading about it.

You know, get your ins and outs sorted. Ducks in a row, that sort of thing. [handwave]

Wait what? "Follow your lead?" Are you my boss? Do we have fucking history? No? Then keep your mouth shut about me following your fucking lead! I don't follow anybody's fucking lead anymore.

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[protectwhatsyours]

Muns tend to do their own thing Shane.

[keepsthemsafe]

[Oh.

Ow.]

...You're tellin' me they enjoy being stupid?

[protectwhatsyours]

To them they think they aren't.

[Yes we know. So many feels.]

[theleader]

. . .

[Wow...]

[keepsthemsafe]

And you're speakin' from experience Lori?

I can believe that. I can believe you might make people feel a little stupid.

[It's both a compliment and not. Shane however is looking at his hands and not at her.]

[keepsthemsafe]

[he'll just stare right back.]

...I'm going to jail Rick.

Can you believe that? My writer's got me going to jail. Jail.

[theleader]

[His brows raise.]

That's funny..

Well, not funny, but wow. Jail? Why th'hell are they doin' that?

I squeed really loud when I saw these tags btw. Pls be gentle, such a new character. D:

[keepsthemsafe]

[Shane looks a little annoyed.] hilarious. Like Jon Stewart levels of funny. Amazing.

[He twists his wrists in his hands, not looking at him.] Reasons I guess.

/holds it's okay... I've got you.. Rick here is rusty anyway.

[theleader]

[Rick starts to say something, but pauses... after a beat.]

Naw, brother...it's not like that, my mun just says there are reasons why that's funny, but she's not sure what your mun knows, so... she won't say.

[He shrugs.] Reasons are at least somethin', I guess.

Ty dude.

[keepsthemsafe]

[He raises an eyebrow now.] She's catchin' up. Spent all day catchin' up. And besides I don't have anybody else to watch my back at the moment do I?

[He lowers his head and laughs sadly] it's not right. It's not fair.

[theleader]

Might not now, but might be able t'presuade mine in t'followin'.

[Might be nice to go back to season one bros, and not the later canon point Rick is from. You have to understand that this is a struggle. for him because of that fact.]

They don't tend t'play fair very often.

/brushes off dust and cobwebs

[officerfriendly]

They don't tend t' listen. 'Least that's what I'm understanding about them.

[ this mun is pretty content to leave Rick be. ]

[itsjustfate]

...How is it you already know of your death but are not, yet, dead?

[It's not that she disbelieves you, just that she's annoyed by how common this seems to be becoming.]

[keepsthemsafe]

..Aw Rick why'd you have to go do that? Mine just made a noise, sounded like she stepped on a cat's tail. [He rubs at an ear.] The sad thing is she's dead set on keeping me after...things happened.

[He misses his friend. And it shows.] and how has nobody ever punched them in the face?

ALL THE RICKS.

[keepsthemsafe]

I rarely have ever had people tempt me towards police brutality man, but this chick..

[he rolls his eyes]

[keepsthemsafe]

My writer told me?

[itsjustfate]

She shouldn't have done that.

[keepsthemsafe]

...Given how I died it was apparently a matter of time and either way it wouldn't have lasted forever and so.

[itsjustfate]

So you should spend your remaining days knowing there's a countdown?

Or indeed, any days?

[keepsthemsafe]

...well we already kind of did.

[itsjustfate]

Assuming you're not referring to your own mortal state, what are you talking about?

[keepsthemsafe]

My world's full of walkers. Dead walking the earth and all that.

[theleader]

Can't have you out there without someone t'watch your back now can I? [He gives that slow easy smile. Rick misses this Shane, not the one later on.]

Dunno, you could always try.

[squirrelhunter]

Good luck. Threatenin' 'em don't work.

/S O B.

[keepsthemsafe]

I will happy pass you an application and you can go and make her make more of those cat noises.

Swear you won't arrest me?