Voicetest, probably homeless forever

[smokedumb]

Aw, c'mon, Mun! After bein' trapped in that pod for scrap-knows-how-long, you're just gonna leave a bot to rot?

In your HEAD, no less.

Yeah, yeah, same story. 'You've got enough on your plate'.

Still, doesn't mean we can't look, right? I mean, those meme things only keep you satisfied for so long!


Yep. that's my argument and I'm stickin' to it.

Comments

[dinnerdate]

We all become rust eventually. It's better to do it in someone's head than on the battlefield... Mostly.

[idkmybffairraid]

And my mun says I'm obnoxious.

[smokedumb]

...

[Smiiirrrk]

Lemme guess. Voted 'Most Likely to give Inspiring Speech.'

[sweet_riiiiims]

Too bad you can't phase out of there, little shift.

[copperkitty]

That's the spirit! Just keep at it and I'm sure she'll cave in!

A human head is no place for no-bot after all.

[smokedumb]

Hey now, no need for that. This is a positive environment!

[Blink.]

Say, aren't you a little...last century?

[Not all of us have double 38's like you, Smokestupid.]

[smokedumb]

Yeah, we'll see about that. I have my ways of getting in and out of things. It's kind of my gimmick.

Why, you off somewhere?

[smokedumb]

Yeah! I'm...

I'm gonna make Optimus proud. Get myself into a game.

[dinnerdate]

Oh, I'm dying of laughter.

[staresat]

[Nope.]

[You stay in there.]

[He doesn't even want to hear one more second of your voice.]

[smokedumb]

Proud to be of service.

[No wait, he's seriously never seen anyone like you.]

...Wait, you're a Con.

[smokedumb]

[Nope, peeking out.

Sucks to be you, Shockwave.]

[idkmybffairraid]

Hey, you started it. Don't grind my gears if you can't finish it.

[GRIN.]

If 'last century' had the sweetest build this side of Cybertron, maybe.

[sweet_riiiiims]

More like you have ways of things getting in you.

No, but I'm about to off something.

[copperkitty]

O-Optimus Prime?

Are you saying you work with him?

[staresat]

[There's a barely detectable hint that his thoughts were disturbed, namely the slight tilt of the helm.]

[He's just going to stare at you.]

[Go away.]

[smokedumb]

Hey, just giving you fair warning. Things could get pretty messy.

[Those hands go up defensively.]

Ahhh yep, sorry bud. But these screamin' 38s say different.

'Course, got it courtesy of Earth.

[smokedumb]

Yeah? Sure hope that something doesn't get you stuck in a wall like last time.

[smokedumb]

The one and only!

[dinnerdate]

...Yes, I am.

[smokedumb]

[No, YOU go away.]

Lemme guess, you're quite the conversationalist.

[idkmybffairraid]

Messy? Whoa, there. No one needs to get messy. I just got detailed!

... You wanna run that by me again? Earth?

[sweet_riiiiims]

Next time you better learn to hit the floor. Of course, Soundwave must have give you a few pointers.

[smokedumb]

[Automatic defensive position.]

[staresat]

...

Idle words are pointless.

[So are the conversations he suspects you have.]