"Dear" nothing.

[fracturefall]

You. Right.  You know what this is about, don't you?  Well. suffice to say, long fraggin' time coming. 

My list of grievances (ie: you suck, in bullet statement form)

* the noncon fic.  Yeah, it was months ago, but...seriously?

* the OTHER like never ending non/dub/dom/sub w/e interrogation fraggin' epic.  Yeah, you keep promising me a 'happy' ending, right?  Still waiting.

* shipping me with...everyone. Seriously? While I appreciate your desire to get me laid with...like the entire crew of the Nemesis? You're kinda turning me into a slut. 

* and you know this one: complete and utter fail at getting me an RP.  Sure you've found a few with like...no canon mates for me. You REALLY think you want to throw me some place where I'll be surrounded by nothing but big eyed moe-moe kawaiiiiiiiiii anime types?  Are you trying to get me to suicide?

I could go on, but...these are the headliners and any more would sound like whining. And I am not a whiner.

No love,

 

Barricade.

Comments

[atreides_lion]

Oh do whine at your mun a bit, why don't you.

Mine decided to make me not once, but twice, participate in ongoing ...things, without even the courtesy of ever giving me a permanent home. Me, the God-Emperor, relegated to occasional spouting off.

[fracturefall]

Yeah, I'm with you on the no permanent home thing. Fraggin' awesome.

Least I'd be easier to fit. Don't know where your mun'd store all that, ya know...ego.

[atreides_lion]

When you are the sole hope of salvation for your entire species, let's see you keep the ego to a minimum. Mine's sized to match my role.

[fracturefall]

Touche. Yeah, I couldn't save a hamster from indigestion.

[atreides_lion]

+snorts+

So what are you? In my world, I would call you an abomination, a machine that thinks, the vilest of creatures.

I've learned not all thinking machines are necessarily evil, outside my confines.

[fracturefall]

Nope. I'm pretty high on the Evil scale, probably.

And stop with the compliments. Making Barricade all giggly.


Meanwhile, how come your civilization hasn't like...invented clothes yet?

[atreides_lion]

Oh you have a sense of humor.

Try living on a world that is naught but pure desert heat and sand and sun.

Then become one with the major life-form on that world. Clothing becomes quite unnecessary.