Keysmash?

[fdsljkasdflkj]

Really?

Really?

Out of all the choices I laid down, this is the username you chose? This wasn't even on the list I gave you! You literally made this up! Jeeeezus, what am I going to do with you? What are you going to do with me?! No- wait-- don't answer that, I don't think I want to know, or find out!

And lay off the Oreos! God. You can't even html right!

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LMFAO THAT USERNAME.

[altercate]

Coherant, as usual.

[epithetologist]

Oo ooo ooooo, is that some kinda code? What's it mean?

oh my god /)_(\

[fdsljkasdflkj]

Don't even-- Just--

Ugh! [throws his hands in the air, giving up.] You are the last person I want to see here.

I don't even have icons for this, nngh.

[fdsljkasdflkj]

No. No, it's not code for any-- actually, yes, it is, but it's a secret code and I'm not supposed to tell anyone.

[epithetologist]

[She pouts, but then gets a devilish little curl to her lip.]

Wellll, what's the fun of a secret if you're the only one who knows it? You've gotta share it with someone - so why not me?

[fdsljkasdflkj]

Because if I tell you, I'd have to get someone to dismember you because just thinking about it is making me want to retch, and you're too [vague hand-waving motions] cutesy to... dismember.

[epithetologist]

[Aaaand watch the innuendo fly straight on over her head.]

Now that's gotta be some amazing secret code if someone's going to dismember me just for knowing it.

[Idea! She snaps her fingers and points straight at his face.]

I know! How about you tell me the code and I'll tell you a secret of mine?

[notahawkingbird]

[ Is actually laughing and crying over this. ]

Lo and behold the creativity of mundanes.

[fdsljkasdflkj]

[craaaaaap what did he get himself into now--]

It's not all that amazing, trust me, you'd rather not know what it is, and... I like you the way you are......?

[fdsljkasdflkj]

Could you- could you do me a favor and end me? Like, right now? 'Cause that'd be nice. End this all before she wreaks havoc. With me. Please. Before any of us regrets this for the rest of our lives.

[notahawkingbird]

[ It bears noting that Kate is a terrible enabler and supporter of all the bad ideas. ]

But why? You just got here? [ :) ]

[fdsljkasdflkj]

... [he regrets existing in this headspace now. oh, wait, that was the point to this post.]

Thank you. Thank you for restoring my faith in- in- in whatever-this-is.





Oh my god that didn't even make sense. [facehands. facehands forever.]

OH MY GOD

[hypercompetent]

Are you sure it's not Scott behind the wheel or something? That seems like one of his --[gjdlkfhkl ] Look, me, don't let him control...me, that can only end horribly awfully badly for both of us!

my thoughts exactly

[fdsljkasdflkj]

Chyeah, if Scott had girl bits and apparently newfound love for broccoli, sure.

[ijustlivehere]

Geez. That's worse than my mun just... choosing some stupid thing I said one time.

[fdsljkasdflkj]

Yes.

Yes, thank you. Today is officially Stiles' Worst Day Ever. Ever.

[ijustlivehere]

Don't tell me she's gonna try to send you somewhere like that.

[Wild-yet-vague hand gestures to accompany 'like that.']

[fdsljkasdflkj]

Like what? This? [gesturing to his not-so-appealing, all-flaily-limbs self.] Or by that you mean... the impossibly difficult username?

[ijustlivehere]

N-- uh. I mean... [No way Neil can think of to say he looks fine in a comfortably no-homo way, so he abandons trying.] Y-yeah the, uh, the second one.

[fdsljkasdflkj]

[stiles just sighs the biggest, saddest, "oh my god what has happened to my life"-est sigh in the history of his existence so far.]

The only good thing about this whole thing is that the mundane's self-esteem isn't any bigger than a pea right now. Which is saying something, seeing as she's actually procrastinating the hell out of her job, opting to do whatever it is she's doing instead of actually working for the remaining 1.5 hours on her shift. [he'd give the mundane a pointed look of disappointment but hey. there's that big existential difference.]

[ijustlivehere]

Is she talkin' about what she plans to do with you yet?

[fdsljkasdflkj]

No.

Which is actually kind of scary, now that I think about it. She gets this look...

[ijustlivehere]

Uh... uh oh.

[Neil knows the look he means. He knows it.]

That's... not good.

[fdsljkasdflkj]

I know right? I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Meanwhile? Here I am. Either way, I think I'm screwed.

best one ever hands down.

[altercate]

You're doing alright with the ones you have.

[ it's a hard life stiles. ]