Voice Test

[terrer]

I don't why you tried pullin' me outta this darn mess, but whatever.

Haven't really seen any other versions of mahself runnin' about, so hey, this is pretty sweet.

Jus' promise me you won't age me up. I dunno what happened to me over five years but even I'm terrified.

Comments

[totallyhisniece]

A lot of steroids apparently.

[realvanillaice]

Is this actually the real you this time, Dude?

Because I have a few things I want to talk about if you're that other guy.

[terrer]

Hey! I'd never put that kinda' junk in my body, missy. What you see's alllll natural.

[best_dad_ever]

Tommy? You seem...lighter.

[terrer]

Yeah, it's me. An' I heard what happened. What did that darn hero do while impersonatin' me?

[terrer]

'Cause I'm not that big fella from the future!

[best_dad_ever]

It IS you, right?

[terrer]

'Course it's me! I'm jus'... not as meaty.

[totallyhisniece]

Do yourself a favor and grow your hair back out at least. That buzz cut is doing nothing for you.

[lordofcranky]

I thought it was an improvement. After all, the bigger they are, the louder those tiny mortals cry around them.

Am I right?

[best_dad_ever]

You realize meta strength doesn't necessarily depend on muscle size, right? You're better off staying more agile. Bulking up isn't a good idea, keep that in mind.

[terrer]

That a fact? Well, it's not all cropped now, darlin'.

[terrer]

Oh- Right, Mister Sportsmaster, sir. I'll remember that.

[ Will probably forget it in an hour. ]

[terrer]

Er- I guess so?

I thought I did a pretty good job of the whole "terror" thing right now...

[lordofcranky]

You think that was good? Tsk. Amateur.

[terrer]

HEY! I've been doin' this fer a while, kid.

[totallyhisniece]

[There might be an mmm that boy look happening right about now.]

I've noticed. It's really a shame you go from this to... that.

[lordofcranky]

Bet I've been doing it longer.

[terrer]

H-Hey, it don' havta turn out that way-

[ Hand waving, but hey, who is he kidding? Probably going wind up with a beer belly. ]

[totallyhisniece]

I guess now that you know you can make sure you stay cute, then.

[terrer]

Tch, yeah right. What are you? Twelve? I've seen jackrabbits with more bite.

[ Those idiot genes will not stop kicking in. ]

[terrer]

C-Cute? Me?

[ Neck rub. What is this, Artemis, stahpit. ]

Aw, shucks...

[lordofcranky]

[RUDE]

Humph. Shows what you know. I'm immortal, you bleach-blonde Jersey Shore wannabe.

[terrer]

[ PRETTY MUCH ]

Hey- I'm nothin' like those guys!

[ Completely missing the point. ]

[totallyhisniece]

[Oh. Did she just embarrass him? Suddenly this is way more fun.]

You don't really expect me to believe you don't know how attractive you are, do you?