Aye, it would. The only better solution would be to give England his own planet, maybe. An uninhabited one, mind you; he's nothing I'd wish on any living creature.

[ everybody wins, then, aside from the fact that it was all only wishful thinking. ]

At least they're honest about their lack of commitment, though; a few private threads certainly beat being sent on an adventure somewhere only to be dropped a week or two later with that feckin' "it seemed like a good idea at the time" excuse.