Ah, mon auteur...

[hercule_poirot]

Hello once again, my dear 'mundane'. So you have transferred me over here to solve the mysteries, n'est ce pas? Well, Hercule Poirot is always up to the task of solving any and all mysteries as come before him.

I would prefer, of course, some immediate employment. One must pay for suits and the like, but it is also that one would prefer employment to dis-use. So, s'il vous plait, please 'get on that' as you say in your vernacular.

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Eeeeeeee Papa Poirot!

[nothalfasgently]

Employment? Don't you work for the...French Scotland Yard...summat...what it's called?

Or are you a PI?