Rook Blonko voice test (dis precious alien bb), possibly apping to Re/Aligned

[thenewguy]

I... don't want to offend you, "mun", but I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable with my actions being puppeted by a stranger on the ext-- inter-net.

You're certain this is a common Earth custom?

Also, your epithets for me seem misleading. I'm a legal adult by my own species' standards. Why do you consistently refer to me as "baby"?