[Oh geeze. That would be very fan-fic, wouldn't it...]

Feh! Wrong Kishin, teacher. I'm the one who is going to win. [Yeah, he thinks he's the protagonist of the manga and not the antagonist. Because he's crazy and stupid. Also he's changing the topic because this train of thought will make him look like a moron.]

Besides, for someone talking about how great relaxing is you're acting very uptight. When you're hypocritical in one lesson, your students won't listen again.