dear_mun | Re: Re-Aligned

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Re: Re-Aligned

Seriously?

I was already kinda iffy on the one, but that's what- three robots? No. I seriously doubt that's even possible, for them or me.

You need to reign yourself in. This is stupid.

It's really fucking stupid.

And stop saying I'm lonely.

-Vandal

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Three, huh?

This is starting to sound awfully familiar.

You again?

No, it's possible.

It gets a little... twisty... in places. But you can do it.

Oh are you an expert in-

Actually I don't want to know.

I'm sort of... pinged by this kind of thing. Which sounds really pathetic when I say it out loud.

It kind of does, yeah. How about those robots you're fucking?

They're pretty great. How about those robots you want to fuck?

Oh fuck you. And it's not going to happen. Ever.

Not with that attitude it's not. Seriously, just go for it. I swear it'll end up being one of the least weird things you have going for you.

Take a look at this frame. Take a really good look.

Then see if that answers your question.

What if I dared you?

What if I detached your assplate and made you a new face?

Just go for it?

JUST GO FOR IT?

Oh yeah okay. Hey Drift, let's go have a tumble.

I'm sure that wouldn't end poorly at all.

You're scared of 'robot' sex, huh?

Well you don't jump straight into sex. It's kind of... complicated doing them when they're huge and metal anyways.

Try kissing one of them.

I'm not seeing an issue.

No. I'm not. But garnering such a weird relationship isn't quite that simple.

No, no, no.

There is no issue. That's my point. Also that, yes, I am an expert on the subject of multiple Autobots getting together and grinding gears.