pfff voice testin'n'canon reviewin' (also looking for a home)

[notyoursmother]

Well you're awfully excited. Does this make me your official 'go-to' person whenever October rolls around? I gotta tell you, I'm really bad at scaring people. Maybe you should stick with someone a little more obvious like a ghost or zombie. I'm the last guy you want.

...And whoever told you that rumor about my face having the ability to shatter mirrors is a complete liar.