On playing Black 2~ NEW MUSE. VERY NEW.

[sporty_trainer]

You've only been playing it for two days! But my game is pretty awesome....Couldn't blame you for that. Let's do our best! First up find a game!

[......]

You have no game in mind?

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[gentle]

My mun finds that selecting an appropriate game is often the most difficult part. However, she says that your voice seems very solid-- suitable as well, so both of us are confident you will find a place with little difficulty.

<333 Thanks for that! I'm really shaky on him ; ;

[sporty_trainer]

Thanks! Are you in any games?

[plumoath]

Hi, Kyouhei~!

[sporty_trainer]

Mei! What's up? Shoulda known you'd be here too~!

[plumoath]

You know me! Whenever there's an adventure to be had, I'll be there! Heeheehee! Hey, hey. Which starter did you get?

[sporty_trainer]

As any true pokemon trainer should! Got the coolest one! Snivy! He's already evolved to a Servine~

aw, you're welcome! your kyouhei seems like a cutie u///u

[gentle]

Games... I was in several, but I am currently homeless at the moment. I spent a very long time in Zodion and left there recently. I was also in Asgard for awhile as well-- many of your friends, as well as other trainers from different regions are there. My mun has me in reserve in Exsilium and hopes to return me to Zodion in a few months.

[he shakes his head, wondering why his mun is a horrible person.]

If those seem daunting, I suggest Smash Academy. While I personally am not there, a friend of my mun does a wonderful job playing me, and my mun is there as well with a pink hedgehog named Amy Rose.

[plumoath]

Whaaaat?! Yours evolved already? Aaaw. Hedera and me are still training up. Snivy are so cute. And Mareep, too! [So snuggly!]

o////o Thank you! But N is way cuter.

[sporty_trainer]

Zodion? Where's that?

[sporty_trainer]

[He grins] Well, we trained a lot and took on Gym leaders~!

[He laughs a bit at her comment.]

They are pretty cute aren't they?

[plumoath]

Oh oh oh! We're about to take on the Aspertia City gym! I sure hope we do well.

[Mei grins cheerily back.]

They're so fluffy! Even if Rauni's wool is so full of static that it zaps me whenever I snuggle her. But it's okay. She's still so huggable!

>/////< no way!! kyouhei's a darling, n is just a boob

[gentle]

[ah, zodion... N hopes he can avoid having to give kyouhei The Talk, mostly because even he's still not sure how it all works despite being in a sex game for over a year and a half.]

Zodion is a distant planet, ruled by twelve gods of the zodiac. Not our zodiac, mind you-- apparently it originates in some other world... Truthfully, it was a very mysterious place, and even now I am still somewhat unclear about how and why the Twelve took me.

[sporty_trainer]

You'll do great! Just watch out Cheren is tough if you let your guard down!

[He snickers.]

You hug her?! Well, I'd probably do the same thing too!

LIES. N is the cutest idiot ever >////<

[sporty_trainer]

Sounds awesome! Can I come with you next time?

[OBLIVIOUS. ]

LMFDSLKJFL DEFINITELY NOT AS CUTE AS KYOUHEI HERE, NO WAY MAN >////<

[gentle]

[OH...OH NO... for once, N doesn't know what to say. he knows technically he can't say kyouhei isn't allowed to, but...the concept is so strange to him, he sees kyouhei in the same light as he did that young zorua who assisted him. sort of like a cute little brother you should avoid having eggs with.

oh god...the thought has N shaking his head slowly.]

That would be ill advised.

NO. N SEES SEX AS HAVING EGGS. THAT JUST BEAT HIM. XD

[sporty_trainer]

Eh? Why? It'll be an awesome adventure! Beside, I'd get to explore an Island that no one knows about!

LFMDSLKFDS oh my goodness this is like watching the final match of a cutest cutie competition

[gentle]

While that may be true, the price for such freedom is...steep.

[he hums in thought as he tries to remember how exactly this whole thing was explained to him. it was so long ago, it's all become so foggy-- and he finds it difficult to put into words that aren't so clinical. he doesn't want kyouhei getting any ideas...]

Kyouhei. You are familiar with Pokemon eggs and the fundamentals of breeding, correct?

yes. BUT IT'S PERFECT WAY TO GO.

[sporty_trainer]

Huh? Yeah, why? Are there eggs there?

[That sounds even cooler! Perfect.]

heaven or hell, let's rock (///◔(ｪ)◔///)

[gentle]

No! There are no eggs there, but you must partake in the process of making an egg in order to sustain the planet of Zodion. It went by many names, some of which I believe are inappropriate, but in the human context-- the interaction is called 'sex', is it not?

[he gives kyouhei a pointed look as if saying YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN DON'T YOU DON'T YOU.]

N. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

[sporty_trainer]

Wha-what?! How does sex have to do with making an egg?!

[Dense. ]

HE RUINS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES!!!!!!!!!!

[gentle]

You said you knew how eggs were made--! When two Pokemon are very fond of each other, they choose to frolic and an egg is formed! Isn't that how humans procreate as well?!

NO HE HAS JUST MADE SEX ADORABLE.

[sporty_trainer]

Is it?! How should I know?! I've never even kissed someone!

[Prolly should know but he's from the pokemon world dammit.]

this is so embarrassing yet endearing and awkward, i love this already

[gentle]

I don't know either! All I know is what I was told in that place, and half of what I was told is apparently wrong! Do they not teach you about these things in human schools?!

they should be bros man xD

[sporty_trainer]

I'm traveling! I don't have time for complected subjects!

You're the adult! Aren't you supposed to teach me that?!

they're totally bros dude, totally bros

[gentle]

Teach you-- no! I cannot teach you what I hardly know myself! Your parental units-- surely, they can educate you on this?! If I had known you were as ignorant of the subject as I am, I would never have brought it up!