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dear_mun2012-10-08 05:46 pm
attair_al_fada) wrote in dear_mun2012-10-08 05:46 pm
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Because my mun cannot make up her mind...
You! Yes, you, the snivelling fleshling who migrated my account to Dreamwidth for no explicable reason! I am not amused. Either find me a game and-- stop staring at me like that! I am not your woobie-muse, and the drooling is absolutely disgusting! I am not impressed by the "puppy-dog eyes" routine, either--one, we don't have puppies on Cybertron, and two, I am a sociopath who likes killing. I shoot puppies if for funthey get in my way.
I will concede that I am the most gorgeous thing with wings around, so I can see where you might be overwhelmed. However, in spite of your mewling protests that you want to find a game for me, I have reasons to doubt that.
For one thing, you haven't bothered to clean out the old, irrelevant icons. You didn't bother to import the old RP threads from the LJ Nexus-verse, so random F-22 icons are a bit out of place, don't you think? Two, what is this slag about "The Starscream and Skyfire RP Journal"? If Skyfire wants to RP, let him get his own journal! The way you've got it set up, it looks like I have multiple personalities, and we all know there's only room for one ego in here. Alternatively, it's the worst case of muncest anyone has ever seen, and no game you want to play is going to go for that!
Also, clean out the Skyfire/Starscream "partner" icons. This is my RP journal, not your fragging Sky/Scream smut journal! Replace with more icons of Me being awesome, please. They're not hard to find.
Finally, figure out which version of me you want to play, will you? I know you prefer G1 cartoon season 3, because Marvel G1 me is an even bigger idiot than my G1 S2 self, but I prefer being Not Dead. Even if I am a pretty awesome ghost. At least let me have a body! I'll settle for "Lichscream" if I have to. The question is, can you find a game that would put up with me?
I will concede that I am the most gorgeous thing with wings around, so I can see where you might be overwhelmed. However, in spite of your mewling protests that you want to find a game for me, I have reasons to doubt that.
For one thing, you haven't bothered to clean out the old, irrelevant icons. You didn't bother to import the old RP threads from the LJ Nexus-verse, so random F-22 icons are a bit out of place, don't you think? Two, what is this slag about "The Starscream and Skyfire RP Journal"? If Skyfire wants to RP, let him get his own journal! The way you've got it set up, it looks like I have multiple personalities, and we all know there's only room for one ego in here. Alternatively, it's the worst case of muncest anyone has ever seen, and no game you want to play is going to go for that!
Also, clean out the Skyfire/Starscream "partner" icons. This is my RP journal, not your fragging Sky/Scream smut journal! Replace with more icons of Me being awesome, please. They're not hard to find.
Finally, figure out which version of me you want to play, will you? I know you prefer G1 cartoon season 3, because Marvel G1 me is an even bigger idiot than my G1 S2 self, but I prefer being Not Dead. Even if I am a pretty awesome ghost. At least let me have a body! I'll settle for "Lichscream" if I have to. The question is, can you find a game that would put up with me?
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[Wasn't that Technus' schtick? This guy manages to somehow sound even more annoying.]
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As for the ghost thing....
I just don't give up. No matter what.
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[hahaha if only he knew.]
You're... a Starscream, right? This is the first time I've met one of his doubles.
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A body would make you easier to track, that's for certain, provided you're not allowed to body hop.
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I'll concede that those greenhorns from TFA and TF:Prime have the right personality, though. They're a lot closer to Me than that strange Armada guy with his overdeveloped sense of honor. Someone apparently mixed his personality profile up with Thundercracker's! The guy from Transformers:Cybertron... well, he was more like my idiot Marvel G1 twin. At least Cybertron-Me didn't wind up a zombie.
...so which version do you have over there?
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Uh... the one... with the hips?
And the chin.
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Red! Long time no see! Missed me?
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[No, he's being serious.]
Maybe if you complain a bit more your mun will do us all a favor and lock you up again so we don't have to worry about a shot to the back.
[Because I don't have a facepalm icon for him]
Listen up, kid: Hasbro makes a new toy of Me every edition. They sell out every time. Stores can't keep them on the shelves. As long as that happens, there will always be version of Me in whichever version of the Transformers exists. It's like Batman always has to have a Joker. It took someone a while to figure this out--there wasn't a Me in RiD, which was kind of a joke anyway--I mean, Megatron as a six-changer? Get real! --and I only got a cameo on Beast Wars, but even then they were figuring it out.
You can't get rid of me. I will always be out there.
[Null-ray on the 4th wall wears off]
Uh... right. That would be TFA Me. A bit whiny--
[says the pot about the kettle]
--but he had the right instincts. I hear the Wake version got all weird. Sappy, even. Ewww!
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Red, surely you're smart enough not to turn your back on me. If so, why are you worried about a shot to the back? A shot to the face, on the other hand...
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[Did you just infer he would not be cautious enough around you?]
It's others that worry me, those who don't know how much damage you would do to them if they are not warned.
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If by weird and sappy, you mean he turned into a good guy? Then yeah.
[...in theory, anyway. Still intimidated the hell out of Danny.]
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*facepalm*
How does this keep happening to versions of me? How?? At least my idiot Marvel twin had the excuse of sticking the Matrix in his chest, but Armada Starscream? TFA Starscream? ... even Me, when my mun gets a little crazy. Of course, I had perfectly sensible, self-serving reasons for doing actions that might have made me look like a "good guy" if they were seen out of context.
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You knew exactly what I was; Megatron knows just what I am--yet even so, I played you both like fine violins. Unicron of all mechs should have known what he was dealing with, but I used him, too. Though in that case I was probably double-crossing him before he double-crossed me.
There's always an angle, always a way--even if you're forewarned.
Weren't you at the Wake? I'd love to see the place myself.
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If it helps, the catalyst was some kind of attempted coup where you nearly took over the city. But you ended up one of its protectors instead. And adopted a son. Rex told me the story of how it happened.
Heck, maybe you just need to take a hint! Obviously being that psychopath you described earlier isn't the way to go through life, if all your alternates are turning away from it.
[Still needs a facepalm icon]
And not all of my alternatives have turned away from it! As far as I know, TF:Prime Me is still a self-centered glitch, and Cybertron Me is, too... Seems to be the dead ones that get all... soft.
[looks worried]
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No, I've never been to such a place to my knowledge. Though if you were to end up there, I pity all those who have to deal with you.
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You should. However, I understand there's some other version of Me there and my annoying mun prefers to activate her pet gloomy Stunticon instead of Me, first.
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[scowls] Mun wants me to bounce off people, mellow out a bit. I do not need mellowing! Mellow is for Autobots!
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And hey, maybe mellowing isn't such a bad idea. Psycho or socio or whatever it is you were doing before obviously didn't work out if it got you killed.