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I am not cleaning up after him in a dozen different 'realities', no matter how much trouble he's got himself into.

Does saying that sort of thing out loud ever actually work for you?

Give it up, Pepper. We're doomed to be his nannies for the rest of our lives.

Good, that was good. Now take a deep breath, look into the mirror, and say it again.

Maybe if you click your heels three times too.

Sometimes I like to play pretend in my own head.

Is it worse that he needs one or we're willing to stick around?

You can laugh but you're going to have to pull your weight keeping him in line too, now. He's latched on to you, Bruce. Accept your fate.

It wouldn't be Tony if he didn't need one. Maybe now that he's got this...team or whatever, we can catch a break.

[Wishful thinking]

And does it help?

[Keep him in line? Bruce thinks it's far more likely Tony will help Bruce indulge in his rebellious tendencies, which means he wrinkles his nose up and sounds a little snotty.]

You're not my mom. You can't tell me what to do.

Wouldn't you miss my ever glowing presence and my sparkling personality?

You've my sympathies, ma'am.

Hardly ever.

Wishful thinking? I'll join you on that.

I assure you, I can.

... Tony? Oh my God, what did you do?

Thank you, Captain Rogers. It means a lot.

[His expression cracks into a smile.]

Okay, okay. I solemnly swear we'll only get up to moderate amounts of no-good.

Do to myself? What do you mea--oh, right. I take it you guys haven't knock knock knocked on different universes yet? Because if you think I'm weird, there's a version that puts Dr. No to shame.

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