Mun is very (unsure) regarding the muse voice.

[twotruthsandalie]

I certainly don't blame you for your reluctance at attempting to convey a hard man such as myself, Scribe. As Isabela (and perhaps Hawke) would put it, though - 'A hard man is good to find', so it's win/win either way don't you think?

I would like to voice my approval on your take for the whole Champion of Kirkwall situation though. How did that other character put it? "All the stories are true, my dear - especially the lies." There's certainly enough about Hawke that's infuriating and endearing. Usually at the same time.

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[hawkethis]

I am hardly infuriating. Name one time, Varric.

[Hawke, no.]

/GRABBY HANDS AT

[hawkethat]

Why Varric, that's so sweet of you to say.

[twotruthsandalie]

Just one? But Chuckles, however shall I choose only one?

/SOBS IN INSECURITY AND DOUBT

[twotruthsandalie]

I do send the maidens in quite a tizzy, don't I? You're welcome, Hawke.

[hawkethis]

I do make it difficult, I know. Shame on me. I still assert that the endearment cancels out the fury entirely, and absolutely doesn't count.

/GENTLY HOLDS

[hawkethat]

You're quite the heartbreaker, that's for certain.

I'm not going to lie, though, it's good to see a familiar face in this ridiculous place.

[onetrackminds]

That sounds exactly like Hawke.

[hawkethis]

Lies! Slander! ...Or is that libel? I never can remember.

[twotruthsandalie]

It makes you an interesting person to know if nothing else, Hawke. Every day is an adventure when you're around.

[the_door_to_everything]

A guy like you must be excited to be here though.

You can't throw a brick without hitting source material for a story.

[onetrackminds]

Libel is only if it's written down.

/swoons maidenly

[twotruthsandalie]

You only say that because I'm one of the few familiar faces who has two coins worth of unbiased sense to rub together.

[hawkethis]

[You mean every day is a party. Especially when Hawke's buying drinks. Okay, so maybe not every day is a party, but at least she provides good reason to celebrate! Right? ...Right?]

Put it like that, and it's a wonder you have to embellish anything at all.

[twotruthsandalie]

Hawke is - Hawke.

Unless Hawke is being a magpie. Did you ever see anyone horde so many torn trousers?

[twotruthsandalie]

My dear, I rarely embellish. If anything I must omit, because the truth is stranger than fiction.

[hawkethis]

Whatever it is, it's a shocking, baseless accusation. You're in cahoots, aren't you? I knew it.

[twotruthsandalie]

I do enjoy a good story - telling and hearing, provided it's good enough. If nothing else, I can always think of ways to improve it.

[hawkethis]

There are plenty of people in Lowtown who could use them, Varric! Honestly!

[It's all about the Benjamins, baby. The...copper Benjamins. Which makes them Lincolns. Which aren't worth anything at all BUT WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THIS!!!]

[twotruthsandalie]

Do I detect an air of jealousy, Chuckles? He isn't my type, you don't have to worry.

[hawkethis]

...Well. As long as you don't omit my fantastic hair, I might forgive you.

[the_door_to_everything]

I'm sure and the muns can certainly do some interesting things.

At one point my mun was talking about turning your Bianca into a human.

[onetrackminds]

I wonder if Hawke has a room in that mansion to keep them all in.

[onetrackminds]

You're breaking my heart here, Varric.

[hawkethis]

Do we need to separate you two, Varric? That sort of obsession isn't healthy, you know. Bianca doesn't need you watching her sleep.

[hawkethis]

I'd have far more room if I didn't have certain manifestos cluttering up everything.