Just voice testing!

[yokel]

GREETINGS!!!

Isn't this fabulous? Isn't this superb? The answer is yes! Yes, it is! Though I must say I'm not too pleased with the entrance you gave me. The entrance must always be flashy and that was sorely lacking. If it is you then I can forgive you. You are only a beginner. We will work on your entrances. Day and night if we must. You will learn the meaning of "entrance" because yes, it does mean so much more than just entering. 

A game...? Sweetest mun! We have no time for games! We must first invest in a smoke machine or at least teach you how to disappear and reappear. Besides those games are always so dreadful. Kidnappings and horrible experiments. I think I'm done with shady business. I prefer the spotlight. Don't you think I look better that way?

Comments

[hyenapriestess]

[Mun? Why are you hitting your head against the desk?] ...Fabulous, how?

[yokel]

How else? I am here before you all! It's like a show! I should have prepared a trick for all of you, hmm...

[Whatever, pulling out a deck of cards!]

Pick a card. This will have to do on such short notice.

...This will be horrible. Max is going to get blocked out of her memories. XD

[hyenapriestess]

So... you're a performer, of some sort? [She tilts her head, as she takes a card from the greatest magic act in existence oddball.]

[takethat]

...oh, good lord.

shh. yukiko. just be amazed :(

[yokel]

A magician! Now, honey, look at your card and keep it memorized. Don't forget. Do you have it?

[yokel]

SWEETIE, WELCOME TO MY POST!

[acemedium]

Max! Max! This is absolutely fabulous!

[takethat]

...thank you? [How do I get out of here?]

[yokel]

WHAT A FABULOUS GREETING!!

You are so good at this, sweetie!

[yokel]

You are looking fabulous! So fabulous that [HE PULLS A WHITE ROSE OUT FROM NOWHERE!] you are deserving of this!

[takethat]

[He takes the rose, because what else is he supposed to do?]

You look... um... fabulous too, Max...

[yokel]

As always of course. How is that lawyer business going for you? I'll let you know I am doing just superb with the circus! We are all doing FABULOUS!! [Some things never change. Like how he really abuses the word fabulous.]

Excuse her, she's really derpy about this stuff. Being in a rural town dun help. 8|

[hyenapriestess]

[Three bucks says it's that dreaded Heart card everyone seems to get from you, Max.

...She takes a look, blinking a little, then holding it up to Max.] I think I do...?

[takethat]

Good to hear. The "lawyer business" is just fine... although where I am now, there's not a lot of need for it. They'd probably appreciate a circus more.

ALL OF MY LOVE ❤

[demon_gent]

Hohohoho! How splendid! A flashy cat who knows the real ropes of these "games"; little more than a tightening noose, I'll say!

[mister_foppish]

Oooo, entering you say? Why don't you tell me a little more about that! About how you make your "entrances", that is.

From one celebrity to another, it's always a little fun to learn some "trade secrets", isn't it?

[outsidematters]

A kindred spirit--!

Mundanes undermine the value of a good entrance far too often!

SCREAMS

[circuses]

Max! Hi! How've ya been?

I agree, the spotlight is the best kind of light. Maybe we can teach the animals how to disappear too? I wouldn't want them to feel left out.

[yokel]

Would they? Then I should see about doing a gig. Wouldn't it be fabulous?

AHH GANT. i'm so sorry how long this took....but i screamed at gant.

[yokel]

WHAT A FABULOUS THING YOU JUST SAID!!! [Though geesh, why mention nooses?] The way I see it is that these games are just illusions.

[yokel]

Celebrity? Who are you? [Doesn't really care unless it's a compliment or a woman.]

[yokel]

Yeah, they tend to do that.

[Is he acting less energetic? Indeed.]

It's good someone else appreciates entrances.

OH MY GOD REGINA. OSNWHVFKLSWHNVFS

[yokel]

SWEETIE PIE!

Whatever your heart desires. Each of your animals can learn to disappear if you so wish it.

[takethat]

Totally... f-fabulous, yes...

[Just smile and nod, Phoenix.]

SCREAM.

[magicalwright]

I recognise you! You're Max Galactica, right?? [ MAGIC FANGIRL = GO. ]