On drop

[avoidingwork]

It's about time you did it, mun. I was getting sick of just sitting around and doing nothing. So what's the reason, anyway? I became too cool for your brain to handle? Was afraid that I would become a god if you didn't devote your entire time to watching me? Didn't know how to make this "CR" thing with me since I'm instantly bros with everyone I meet?

... What do you mean you were afraid I was gonna break? What does that even mean?!

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[falcoff]

It means you have soft innards, hehehehee.

[avoidingwork]

I do not. I'm made out of iron, dude!

[falcoff]

Wanna test it, small fry?

[meng_huan_myuu]

There are some things the mind or the soul simply do not bounce back from. You can break your brain the same way you can break a limb.

[avoidingwork]

Later, dude, I'm still getting over my mun hating me.

[Rigby... five minutes ago you were thankful I dropped you.]

[avoidingwork]

[Oh great, it's you again]

But I came back from the dead many times even before I came to the City! I'm sure I can bounce back after anything.

[meng_huan_myuu]

Yeah, uh. That's physical breakage. That's easy to fix, your body does it on its own.

The mental and emotional stuff is a lot harder.

[avoidingwork]

... I'm still not weak!

[falcoff]

You look like the type who has a lot of enemies. What'd you do?

[feathertyrant]

Joining those Warners, I see.

[He'd be dancing right now if he wasn't such a huge dork.]

[avoidingwork]

Be as awesome as I am, of course!

[avoidingwork]

I'm pretty sure Yakko lives in another universe, dude.

[Yakko's the only one that matters, by the way.]

1/2

[falcoff]

Hehehe...

Hehehehehehe....

[falcoff]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA.

[feathertyrant]

There are ways of crossing those boundaries.

[avoidingwork]

STOP TALKIIIING!

[avoidingwork]

I'm not gonna kidnap him!

[meng_huan_myuu]

Never said you were. But even the strongest man can be worn down like a pebble in a stream.

[avoidingwork]

Says you, but I still think my mun's paranoid.

[doubletailpilot]

Maybe your mun's gonna put you somewhere else?

[avoidingwork]

Nah, I know her. She joins a new game and immediately freaks out that people will beat her up or something like that.

[doubletailpilot]

That's no fun... Though my mun's kinda like that too.

But maybe she'll put you back in sometime! Until then it can be like a vacation or something.

[avoidingwork]

It better be a vacation without work, then...

[Grumbles something about Benson to himself.]

[misery_genius]

[Shrug]

Had to happen eventually, Roadkill.

[doubletailpilot]

Mm... Work can be fun if you like what you do, though!

[This is Tails trying to be optimistic.]

[avoidingwork]

Hey, at least you had a huge exit with fireworks! My mun was just like "Oh, I can't write Rigby anymore because I'm too much of a dork!"

[avoidingwork]

[Huffs]

Are you kidding? I hate my job!

[misery_genius]

You're a dork or you're mun's a dork?

[avoidingwork]

She is! You've seen her before!

[misery_genius]

No I haven't.

[avoidingwork]

Well you should! She's the biggest dork!

[misery_genius]

Can't be a bigger dork than you, Roadkill.

[avoidingwork]

I'm not a dork! I'm totally cool! You just weren't around to see it because you were busy crying over your boyfriend!

[doubletailpilot]

Well, what's your job, exactly?

[avoidingwork]

I used to work at this stupid park. It was really lame, dude.

[doubletailpilot]

Hm... Well, maybe you should get a new job doing something you really like!

Or maybe travel around! That's always fun!

[Tails not everyone is lucky enough to end up a superhero's sidekick :| ]

[misery_genius]

...

Glass houses, Dorktail.
How long did you spend whining about Ladybird, again?

[avoidingwork]

Don't you need to have money for that, dude?

[avoidingwork]

Hey, we're bros! It's different!

[misery_genius]

So to you, it's like keeping it in the family? Way to make it even more disturbing.

[avoidingwork]

It's not like that! We're just bros!

[misery_genius]

Yaknow what they say, denial isn't just a river like Styx~

[doubletailpilot]

....Oh, yeah.

But what about that other thing? Maybe gettin' a job doing something you love? What do you really like to do?