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[amant]

I think, ma chere, that you have more flights of fancy than even myself which is saying a lot. Should I be pleased that you are considering putting me in a setting sans some psychopath trying to play scientist? Oh, you let me have some fun in a few other places but nothing of great permanence. Of course not—you like torturing me the best!

Why should I believe you for a second when you let on that you want to send me somewhere that is, for better lack of the word, safe? Quaint? Picturesque, non? It sounds too perfect to be true and I will not show any enthusiasm for it.

 

…even though, it is nice to be involved in a game that has more nations suffering alongside myself, ouais? 

You could actually commit to that reserve and finish that application.

[Here he does pause, and is that a hint of deadpan? Couldn't be!]

Without comparing me to a hipster, preferably. Just because you have a bizarre sense of humor it does not mean you must exaggerate the truth! That's not even the truth, but I know you-- once an idea is in your head it might as well be stuck there with tar. Time is ticking, mademoiselle. 

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[recognizeme]

Holly Heights really isn't that bad! Sea loves it! You get lots of free things, like a house, car, family...Plus there are so many of us there, it's like being back home!

Only Sea gets spoken to a lot more there.

Anyway, hello, France! It's me, Sealand! Do you remember me?!

[amant]

[He would notice that cheerful enthusiasm and set of brows anywhere. GIFT SHOP!]

Ah, Sealand! Isn't it past your bedtime?

[R u d e.]

Nothing creepy has happened during your stay, has it?

[recognizeme]

Creepy...?

[Sealand pauses to think about this for a moment. Yes, the comment about bedtime has gone ignored.]

No, Sea doesn't remember anything creepy happening. It is a pretty normal place if you don't count the fact that you can't leave on your own! Wait, would that be something that's considered creepy?

[pasodoble]

I would rather have cute babies than poisoned milk any day.

( Holly Heights is 100 x safer and better than Mayfield was and is, ok. )

[amant]

[His current, overarching home is Animus and it is now October. Being kidnapped and held against his will isn't creepy on its own. France is nice enough that he doesn't really want to maim those neurons in your head so he won't explain his stay.]

So... you really just live? How strange. Doesn't it get boring?

[recognizeme]

It's never boring! Sea gets to see Papa and Mama whenever he wants and there are so many new people to meet! Flower Egg is there, too, along with so many of us. You can work at stores or open your own store if you want, too.

The Landlord is always playing tricks on people, too. He turned them into babies for a little while recently! It was very cute, but noisy. Sea likes the Landlord! He gives us gifts, too!

[amant]

Don't tell me you are trying to revive your Imperial days, mon ami...

The parents allow an old man like yourself to play with their children?

[amant]

[Well that explains Spain's comment down there regarding the babies. France hasn't been a baby for a very long time. He would rather not repeat that, but, Sealand wouldn't say good things for a man that would do harmful things. Maybe.]

It's good that you're happy, but I am still unsure.

Wait-- exactly how long have you been there again? And why doesn't the landlord have a name? Men that hide behind falsehoods should be kept at an arm's distance, non?

[paluszki]

France, you should totally come here! I got a cute dragon and her name is Alanya. [Yes, France. Come to a place where Poland is allowed a baby dragon.]

[recognizeme]

[Probably not. It depended on if the person recognized him as a country or not.]

Uhm...Two months, Sea thinks! It's been a fun two months, too. Sea doesn't know why the man doesn't have a name. Or if it's a man. He's never been seen!

[Sealand pauses again to think. Oh! He knows something France would like at this place!] There are lots of pretty girls, too!

[ex_astraphobe484]

....No.


[That's it. Just...no.]

[amant]

[excuse this highly raised brow]

...dragon?

[WEREN'T YOU GOING GAGA FOR PONIES? WHAT'S THE DEAL MAN!]

There are dragons?

[amant]

Your lack of enthusiasm is strangely reminiscent of a few people I know, though I don't know why.

[IMPLORING STARE, HARUHI. IMPLORING STARE.]

[amant]

[France has selective hearing, too.]

...Go on.

[ex_astraphobe484]

I wouldn't call it a lack of enthusiasm. It's more like a sense of dread.

[Your imploring stare gets nothing, France! NOTHING!]

[recognizeme]

Sea has seen many cute girls there! Most of them are older looking than Sea, but they seem like the type you would like!

[Sea doesn't have much to say about them. It's not like he chases their skirts.]

Welp. /smoulder

[amant]

May I ask why you are sensing dread? [pausing, and then the stare turns into something more charming French. You're familiar with the French, right Haruhi?] Are you sure that it is dread?

[paluszki]

[Hey he was just given it. For free. Poland isn't going to turn down a cute baby dragon for free.]

Nope! I have the only one because I'm so cool. And because I am so cool you should totally come and hang with me! You will, right?

[bierchen]

I'd rather be back home of course, but Holly Heights isn't so bad all things considered.

Oh god.

[ex_astraphobe484]

[That expression on his face almost sends her into a flashback. Kind of like war veterans with post traumatic stress syndrome.]

Yes, I'm pretty sure the feeling is dread. You don't happen to have any relatives in Japan, do you?

[amant]

[It's a shame, too. Sealand is probably tall enough to see under them easily enough. Oh how France misses those days. Now he has to go through the daunting task of delivering a pretty smile. SO MUCH WORK.]

Is that so? Perhaps I should ah... investigate. Just to see if the claims you hold are true. In any case, they may be homesick and we cannot have sad ladies, can we?

[Keep telling yourself that]

[recognizeme]

Yes, you shouldn't make people sad! [It went right over his head.]

Everyone would be very happy to see you, too! Oh, I know...Maybe we could have a party for you when you arrive! Sea will invite all of the people in Holly Heights.

[amant]

Ah, Belgium! [Hello pretty lady.] I admit I am a bit curious as to what one does with all the spare time we've suddenly been given.

He goes by "France", darling.

[amant]

[That catches him off-guard.] Pardon? Ah, no. I am French-- some would say that it is obvious but they are silly creatures.

[Smiling playfully, he recovers and defaults into tease mode] Why? Is there someone that you know that I remind you of? A special someone, perhaps?

[amant]

I... Well, if my mun ever finishes this application I will get an opportunity to. As long as your dragon is tame, ouais? I do not need any singed shirts. Or hair.