New muse is PISSED.

[princessgatling]

Idiot! Confounded buffoon! Ignoramus! Miscreant!

There isn't enough words to describe how much of an idiot you are for giving me this name! Why would you stoop so low as to let others talk you into this!? If I had a choice, I'd have gone for something more regal! What would Taro think? What would that...that battle maniac think if they saw this!? I'd be a laughing stock!

Reconsider, now, or I'll have to put a hole in your 'headspace'!

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[vulcanblazer]

...Actually, I've long since gotten used to mun-shenanigans and I wouldn't think much of it.

[eternalcameo]

You think you're a laughing stock? At least gatling guns are badass. Look at my name. ETERNAL CAMEO?! That little bitch doubts that'll ever get my own game! I'd blow him up to fucking Kingdom Come if I could.

[forever_prince]

OY! Shut up! Some people are trying to sleep around here! I had a good nap going, then you come along and my mun wakes me up just for this.

Besides. I would've made your journal name something like... regal_tits or something.

[princessgatling]

[Oh, great. She done jinxed herself. Okay, calming down now...be rational...] Coming from you, Adell, that's quite a surprise.

Though it might not be, seeing how much he says you've changed over the last three years...

1/2

[princessgatling]

[Wait for it...]

[princessgatling]

I should have you spanked for that, you uncouth brat! You're not helping my situation!

[princessgatling]

[Okay, that brings her some measure of relief. She'll just laugh at you now, Asagi.] Well, popularity never meant getting your own game, after all...not if it meant they had to deal with you trying to take everyone else's spotlight.

[forever_prince]

It's your own damn fault for waking me up, you big-boobed mutant!

[eternalcameo]

Well how else am I supposed to get my own game? Nippon Ichi's developers aren't going to release without motivation, so if I have to beat up a protagonist to get it, then I'll do it. It's not like I have much of a choice, anyway.

[haxy]

idk i like it
princessgayling sounds p. BADASS to me
*gatling
liek a princess that dozent take shit from ANYONE u no
sounds like my kind of pricness rite there

[vulcanblazer]

What? That I wouldn't make fun of you?

[Sure, he could be a jerk to her sometimes, but...]

...Yeah, I guess I have. But I haven't changed too much, I think.

They're going to be at this all day.

[princessgatling]

Just put on some earplugs, you braindead half-pint!

[princessgatling]

Yes, that. Not that you seemed the sort to take every chance to, in any case... [Admittedly? He wasn't as much of a jerk as she thought.

...She's still got a lot to vent out over that kiss, though. >_>]

Surely you jest...that much time is more than enough for a great degree of change.

[princessgatling]

[DRAMATIC BOOM SHOWING PISSED DISGAEA CHARACTERS. Sorry, she couldn't help but notice you called her Princess GAYLING, even if you fixed that typo. Whoops.] EXCUSE ME!?

[princessgatling]

Did anyone ever tell you brute-forcing your way through things was never a smart idea? [Does she have to lecture you on how to be smart about this stuff, Asagi? Then again, this is coming from someone who's likely ripped the Dark Assembly to shreds with her gatling gun when she doesn't get her way...]

[vulcanblazer]

Don't worry. I won't make a big deal about it.

[...He does think it's kind of funny, admittedly, but he also knows that it'd make her upset if he laughed.]

Well... I guess I should say the important things haven't changed.

[princessgatling]

Good. [That's her way of saying thank you, honest.]

So you're still the same battle maniac I know, then?

[vulcanblazer]

...still haven't let that battle maniac thing go, I see. But I meant more along being fair, not lying, and all that.

Wouldn't have it any other way!

[forever_prince]

You think I haven't tried!? It was my mun who pushed me out here. You were just what made him wake me up!

This is totally on you and your monstrous disgusting boobs!

[princessgatling]

Were you expecting me to anytime soon? [She snerks a little despite herself.]

...That is quite the development...I'm curious as to what changed your outlook.

Me neither. XD

[princessgatling]

[It's surprising that they didn't start fighting each other from the get go, with the way this conversation's going...] And what does that have to do with anything!?

[vulcanblazer]

Well, that's what hasn't changed. But I deal with things differently now. Much to your surprise, I'm sure, I don't always rush in fists first anymore. Luceti's... not that simple. Does make me miss the Netherworld, though.

:3

[forever_prince]

[Laharl still claims the only reason she beat him during their first encounter was the boob factor.]

It's got everything to do with it!

How is she so far, by the way? XD;

[princessgatling]

[But didn't you lose that weakness all the way back in the first Disgaea? 8|]

No, it doesn't! You're just shifting the blame onto me! This wouldn't have happened if you had just ignored your mun! [She's tempted to call him petty, but that would sound incredibly stupid since they're both demons. 8|]

[princessgatling]

[See keywords. What even. Adell, the battle maniac, not being a battle maniac? ...Then again, he did blow her mind back at the coliseum by solving that Geo Puzzle...he's just so full of surprises, isn't he?]

You, of all people, learning a little etiquette and finesse...color me shocked.

You're doing great!

[forever_prince]

[Bah. Details. He still blames that. Even if it doesn't make sense.]

I always ignore my mun! This time was different! You try ignoring someone who threatens to take away your pudding cup allowance if you don't talk to some mutant with massive tits. Seriously! Put on a shirt or something!

[vulcanblazer]

Hey, sometimes you just have to adapt.

Yay for doing people that're fresh to the headspace justice? 83

[princessgatling]

The way I dress is perfectly fine! Besides, you're one to talk! You go around in just a pair of shorts and a scarf!