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[izayaorihara]

 You expect me to work for you? Silly little boy, I will only work if I, and I alone, want to. 

If I want to sit here and relax, I will sit here and relax.
If I want to antagonize people, then I will antagonize people.
You are not my parent, much less anywhere near someone important, therefore you cannot insist that I do something for you.
How pathetic.

Comments

[apoisonedrose]

What a lovely little speech, what else can you do?

[Snark. Snark everywhere. ]

[izayaorihara]

Nothing, at least not for you.

[Talk about tension.]

[apoisonedrose]

So mean. It's kinda cute~☆

[Tension? What are you talking about? Snarking is how we make friends! ]

I didn't do anything to deserve such rude treatment yet!

[izayaorihara]

Mean is hardly the word for it, but if your minuscule little mind wants to believe that's the behavioral pattern I'm displaying- then so be it, ne.

[Such similar personalities. Yikes.]

Mm?
I don't do things for just anyone.
You either have to earn it, or pay for it.

[apoisonedrose]

Minuscule? Hardly, but then again if you wish to think that-then by all means go ahead~

[They could be bros. Maybe.]

Pay you? [He giggles. Yes. He giggles, deal with it.]

I don't even know what you do! It'd be stupid of me to do that--besides that's too easy~

[izayaorihara]

I'd like not to think that, but from what you're displaying?
It's hard not to believe you've a brain the size of a peanut.

[There is that possibility.]
[Slight eye perk at that giggle.]

Ah, well.
My name is Kanra Orihara.
Now you know me.

[Lip curl.]

[apoisonedrose]

There you go again with trying to belittle me. It's going to get boring if all you do is insult my intelligence. I already know who's superior~

[Him. Human weapon and prodigy. But sheltered. So very sheltered.]

Kanra? Mister Orihara sounds better then that.

[He's not an idiot. He's done that fake name thing, and even got to show off his flawless acting.]

[izayaorihara]

[A human who thinks he's better than the one and only Izaya Orihara?
Tch, this little mutt best step back in line before he hurts himself.]

Do you now?
[He'll play it off for now and pretend he doesn't care if some brat thinks he's got a higher rank.
But when the time comes- he'll ensure this runt gets the brute of it all.]

You never told me your name.
It's only polite to give someone that once they've given you their's.