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You! Start writing up that application! On the double! And don't give me any guff about it!

--What do you mean, I'm the sidekick?

Being the sidekick isn't so bad, you know!

No way! I'm not an assistant, or a detective in training, or anything.

What do you do, then? And, well, if you don't mind me saying so, I'm not sure what that has to do with being the sidekick... [ confuse... ]

I'm a detective, so, you know. [No, she doesn't.] I fight crime!

Oh, really? I know a few people like that! It's a really great job, but it must be tough, huh?

Oh yeah, you bet. But it's not as tough as me.

Have you worked on many cases?

Well, kinda.... If by many you mean three or so?

But they're a very good three!

Being a sidekick's not so bad. I've gotten to try it both ways, after all.

Everyone has to start somewhere, right? Are you allowed to talk about them, or are they... what's that word again... oh yes, classified?

Huh. Which did you like better?

[omgosh she's talking to a cat--]

Top secret! Need to know information, sorry--

Although. Uh. You haven't heard of a Detective Jowd, have you?

I have to say, I kind of like being the hero.

You get to save the day and arrest people! Best part.

I guess I've never actually arrested anyone... does it still count?

Yeah, definitely!

Wait, do cats have handcuffs?

Um... are handcuffs like, paws that are differently colored than the rest of the cat?

No, they're... metal things you put hands into so prisoners can't get out of them.

Oh. Guess not, then. Fresh out of those...

They'd be kinda hard to carry, huh.

Detective Jowd... I'm very sorry, but no, I haven't! Is he your partner?

I wish. But nope, not it.

Oh. Then why are you looking for him?

Oh! I already know where he is. I just wanted to know if you did, you know?

Oh, right! Now I see. Is he famous or something?

Well, if you've never heard of him, then I guess he can't be that famous... Right?