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[delyrium]

Mundane,

Your impulse control is pathetic at best. I sincerely doubt you have further plans for me outside of idle amusement, and I am not some toy to be played with and then later discarded.

Remember that.

Comments

[aerify]

Huh. You're giving this whole thing a really depressing angle.

[justice_is_blond]

Sure you are.

[delyrium]

What you may call 'depressing', I'm inclined to call 'realistic'.

[delyrium]

You would know all about that, now wouldn't you?

[justice_is_blond]

From traveling with you. And watching cats with toys.

[unslaad]

Fahliil, [ elf. ] you speak sense.

[ Alduin's voice is a low rumble as crimson eyes narrow. ] Nuz, [ but] I have been told they care little for anything else but their own whims.

Tiraaz...Shame they cannot be taught a lesson. [ If he could, he would burn this all to the ground. ]

[shipper_on_deck]

But boy toys are ever so much fun.

[hawkethat]

Be careful what you wish for. She might just, at that.

[babblings]

You know, you should try looking on the bright side once in a while.

It's not gonna kill you.

[delyrium]

And being a demon's plaything yourself. Let's not forget that.

[justice_is_blond]

Spirit. There's a difference, not that you're sharp enough to notice. But you really should be able to tell that I'm not on fire, or blobulous, and am wearing clothing instead of nipple-tassels.

[delyrium]

[WOAH WOAAAH TALKING DRAGON WOOOAAAHHH]

[SKYRIM YOU CRAZY]

A shame, yes, but unsurprising, to say the least.

[delyrium]

You're not helping.

At all.

[delyrium]

And all the better for it to happen now, rather than later.

[delyrium]

Nor will it help me.

[unslaad]

[ INDEED. ]

Nid? [ Unsurprising, huh? Depends on who you ask. ] Dovah are not meant to be leashed by joore. Petty mortals should not try to rule when they are ruled.

So, yes, this is a munax [ cruel ] surprise.

[ A dragon's pride, especially Alduin's, is as big as the world he was meant to devour.. ]

[shipper_on_deck]

I'm the epitome of helpfulness, Fenris. For instance, you really should get more underclothes in different colors.

[idle amusement indeed]

[babblings]

How do you know, if you never try and see it anyway?

[delyrium]

...I'm not quite sure which of those I find most repulsive.

[aerify]

Yeah, and realistically, it's depressing to keep that point of view.

[delyrium]

Noted, thank you.

[Things he's learned not to ask: How the hell Isabela knows about his underclothing]

[justice_is_blond]

They're all demons, they're all repulsive. Almost as repulsive as someone who hates an entire group for being born.

[therightparry]

It seems a rather pessimistic outlook if you're already anticipating to be discarded.

[shipper_on_deck]

[puh-lease. Guessing the color of his underwear is the highlight of her mornings.]

Also, I'm sure I don't have to tell you, but keep up that angry, broodiness.

[hawkethat]

And if she actually makes a commitment?