being bribed to join gargleblasted

[titsuki]

Dude. Do you even remember how to play me? Because I didn't go through all that shit so you could wimp out at the last moment, you understand? I've got a reputation to uphold!

Yes, shock, I know what uphold means, shut it.

You better get yourself together for this. I don't take half-assed attempts from my students, and I sure as hell don't take them from you.

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[trickstermentor]

That's the spirit Arisawa-san, you show her who's boss!

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[titsuki]

You-

[titsuki]

I know what these clowns've been talkin' about. If I see just one indecent inch of your skin exposed, I am throwing tables at it!

[trickstermentor]

How rude, I'm not the sort of man who goes around exposing himself to teenagers at any given opportunity~

[That's Yoruichi's department, not his]

[titsuki]

Good, because you've been hanging out with Orihime-chan and if you were...

[astrays]

Run awaaaayyyyy.

[titsuki]

Do you get paid for giving this sort of advice?

[trickstermentor]

I give you my word as a shopkeeper that I have certainly not been exposing myself to anyone inappropriate.

...although perhaps you ought to ignore Suì-Fēng-san's opinion on the matter. She can't be trusted to be objective.

[titsuki]

With a smile like that, I'd sooner trust the uptight one.

[astrays]

Nah, it's a "kindness o' my heart" sorta thing. Get paid in good feelings. Why, ya wanna submit a statement o' satisfaction? M'open fer monetary tips, too, o' course.

[titsuki]

Hustle somewhere else, dude.

[trickstermentor]

Oh dear. People always seem to be so very determined to think the worst of me. If I were a more sensitive soul, my feelings might be bruised beyond repair.

[titsuki]

But you ain't.

[astrays]

Oi oi oi! That the kinda gratitude I get fer givin' a girl a hand? S'the last time I help you out, that's fer sure.

[titsuki]

But I'm such a lovely creature, you'll be trippin' over yourself to help me, and you know it.

[astrays]

I'll be trippin' all over myself t'get away, I know that much.

[titsuki]

If you can't handle it, it's probably for the best.

[trickstermentor]

Now what makes you say that? I could be...

[titsuki]

But you ain't, or you wouldn't be saying 'if I were', would you?

[trickstermentor]

Ah, but until my saying that you had no way of knowing if I were or not.

[titsuki]

Gut instinct.

[astrays]

Good instincts. He's not.

[titsuki]

Yeah, see? I knew that. It's the hat and the fan.

[astrays]

Rude chicks aside, I'm gonna go ahead and say again t'run the hell away - mainly 'cause it's lookin' like Kurosaki's headin' up, an' there ain't nobody in the universe I'd wish upon the fate o' bein' stuck in space with that guy.

On the plus side, some o' the food ain't half bad.

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[titsuki]

I'm sorry, princess. Hurt your feelings?

[titsuki]

I don't know, he needs someone trustworthy to watch his back. In space.

[astrays]

[NO THANKS TATSUKI JUST BECAUSE I'M MORE PRINCESS THAN YOU'LL EVER BE MOVING SWIFTLY ON]

Heh. Guess he could do with someone watchin' his ass so I don't go ahead an' kick it.

[titsuki]

[i'll buy you diamonds. bitches love diamonds.]

Why? What did he do now?

[astrays]

He's gotta do somethin'?

[i can't have an unwarranted need to punch him repeatedly and without restraint?]

[titsuki]

No, and trust me - I totally get the need to punch his face in sometimes for no reason, but.

But. He's my best friend, you see? If you punched him with no reason, I'd have to break your fist.

[trickstermentor]

Since when do the clothes maketh the man?

[titsuki]

Since they maketh the man a creepster.

[astrays]

[well now hey. this is the kind of attitude he can appreciate. + 20 man points, tatsuki, + 20 man points]

[it's good to hear, too]

Could be the weakest guy in the world an' he'd still be the strongest.

Lookin' forward t'havin' ya around, rude chick. Gettin' the feelin' the ship's gonna be a pretty interestin' place t'be fer a while.

[titsuki]

[heh. yes, good. likes man points.]

Of course it would.

[astrays]

See ya there, ah.

[titsuki]

Ah. If this one picks up her act, you and I can do the see-who-punches-first dance soon enough.

In space.


I never really get tired of adding that.

[astrays]

An' soon? Soon ya can get used to never really gettin' tired of addin' that...








... In space.

Wow, never really noticed how satisfyin' that is.

[titsuki]

You're welcome.

[trickstermentor]

I object to that, I will admit to being many things but a creepster most certainly does not number amongst them.

[inquisitive_nature]

Because that will certainly work.

[titsuki]

It could.

[inquisitive_nature]

I could also sprout horns and a tail, and yet the latter is still more likely than a mundane having any semblance of sense.