vaudevil: (Nope. I'm on vacation.)
Lee Chaolan - 李 超狼 ([personal profile] vaudevil) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-09-26 04:06 pm

Future plans...

I have just one word for you, Mun. Excellent! Ah, I have just one minor request. It's not much. I would like a blond, a brunette and a red-head waiting for me. Thanks bunches.

Just one more thing, work on that application. Having me as a teacher would make the school so much better. They need me and I mustn't disappoint my public. That would be outstanding.

Peace.

~Lee Chaolan.
devil_within: (thinking kazuya)

HAY BRO.

[personal profile] devil_within 2012-09-26 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just a stare for a while.]

I doubt you can order women like you would food.
devil_within: (displeased stare)

Good! :D I aim to please!

[personal profile] devil_within 2012-09-26 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[And Kazuya just stares his displeased stare. Like normal.]

How do you think I've been? [Kaz is still kinda angry over the whole Jun is Unknown, and the like. Not to mention he's nor pleased about hearing of another brother from another mother.]
devil_within: (glaring kazuya)

*shrug* I'm actually in the market for a game at the moment.

[personal profile] devil_within 2012-09-27 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Really Lee? Really!?]

Youth has never interested me like it has father. I'm fifty, Lee. And I look like a reject from a Frankenstein movie, thanks to Heihachi.
devil_within: (thinking kazuya)

Oh God, can you imagine Kaz as a teacher? xD

[personal profile] devil_within 2012-09-27 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[He rolls his eyes a bit.]

You don't get to talk about 'the cheese grater' until Heihachi throws you into a volcano.

Like I said. Reject.
devil_within: (thinking kazuya)

What would he teach though? He didn't really get much schooling after the cliff...

[personal profile] devil_within 2012-09-27 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
The only reason he adopted you in the first place was because he saw the talent you had. I was thrown out with the trash because he thought I was weak.

[Kazuya undoes his shirt, tossing it to the side. He really doesn't like shirts anyway.]

The cliff didn't finish the job, and neither did the volcano.
devil_within: (brooding kazuya)

I can see that, but I'm afraid it would devolve into a big free-for-all with Kaz beating his pupils.

[personal profile] devil_within 2012-09-27 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
He has one goal, and one goal alone. Total global domination. That's why the Zaibatsu was so interested in weapons development and genetics research.

He wanted Jinpachi's power, and then mine when he saw I have the gene. It's all he cares about. It's what drove him to unleash Ogre.

It's why I will kill him with my bare hands.
devil_within: (reflective kazuya)

Okay, that I can see. Move over Ganryu!

[personal profile] devil_within 2012-09-27 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Jin was an... unexpected development for all of us. [Y'know, being in a recovery tube for twenty years only to find out he's a dad is quite a shock.]

If it weren't for Ogre's interference, he would've been a normal person. The Kazama blood has a trait that acts as a suppressant to the gene. When Ogre killed... [Small pause.] ...his mother and marked him with its power, its influence awakened the gene I'm guessing.

Heihachi had only intended to use him as bait for Ogre. Beyond that, I do not know. We're not exactly on the best of terms, if the current state of the war between the Zaibatsu and G Corp hadn't clued you in on that.

[He huffs.] He's far from 'good.' Only one person was ever deserving of that title. Now, she's dead.
squeal_like_a_piggy: (Really big/round....... hat.)

[personal profile] squeal_like_a_piggy 2012-09-27 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
...Well well...

If it isn't Mr. Lee Chaolan~

[Looking positively... spankable, as always ♥]
devil_within: (evil smirk kazuya)

I'll start working on enablin a Jun-mun I know. :3

[personal profile] devil_within 2012-09-27 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sarcasm was one of those things that Kazuya didn't quite get. Then again, with his lack of social graces, it's hard to tell whether he actually got it or not.]

Yes, that debacle with Grandfather... Jin showed his true colors there. Not even I thought he would take control of the Zaibatsu and start a war.

[An evil smirk forms on his face, though.]

You could always come to work for me.
squeal_like_a_piggy: (Twisted Mind)

Sup!

[personal profile] squeal_like_a_piggy 2012-09-27 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I've got all kinds of fun toys left to play with, don't you worry.

Were you interested in seeing for yourself~?

[Said in her usual dangerously sultry tone that makes it difficult to tell whether she's flirting or threatening you Though with Anna is there really much of a difference?]
devil_within: (reflective kazuya)

Out of curiosity, what's Lee's power gonna be?

[personal profile] devil_within 2012-09-27 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[There definitely was something cathartic about ordering Lee around. It was always nice to have a lackey to do the dirty work, but at the moment, having someone with Lee's mechanical expertise would be invaluable in the JACK project.]

You wouldn't have to kill anyone, if that's your fear. That's what I have Anna for.

[That last bit catches his attention though. He and Lee had never been 'close' by any stretch of the word, and the offer seems odd to Kazuya. But, if Lee could help him better understand the gene, he'd be willing to be Lee's test subject.]

Abel has been wanting to see the transformation in full power, and none of our facilities are suited to withstand that sort of power...
squeal_like_a_piggy: (It'll prolong her humiliation.)

Aw, ty but I never do well outside of DR's and memes tbh x__X

[personal profile] squeal_like_a_piggy 2012-09-28 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Anna just gives a boisterous laugh.]

What a naughty thing you are, Mr. Lee~

[Canting her head to the side.] Now, you must tell me; what's all this about you teaching, hm?
squeal_like_a_piggy: (I wanna get in trouble)

[personal profile] squeal_like_a_piggy 2012-09-29 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that right?

[A smirk.] And you're sure that this whole stint isn't some kind of excuse to play out an elaborate schoolgirl fantasy of yours..?
squeal_like_a_piggy: (Pffffft!)

She's got a filthy mind on her... XD

[personal profile] squeal_like_a_piggy 2012-09-30 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[A laugh.] Oh, you're far too modest, Mr. Lee. I highly doubt that there's much of anything your beautiful physique is incapable of pulling off.

[Lightly tapping her chin as she visualizes this.] Mn~... But the skirt still may not be entirely wise in the end. After all, it'd only further my personal desire to bend you over my knee...
squeal_like_a_piggy: (Dendrobates Azureus)

[personal profile] squeal_like_a_piggy 2012-09-30 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I most certainly agree....

...Though, if pleasing me in the objective, you could also save a bit of cash by disregarding clothes altogether~...
squeal_like_a_piggy: (Twisted Mind)

[personal profile] squeal_like_a_piggy 2012-09-30 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww... What a prude.
squeal_like_a_piggy: (You've got a nice warm bed to die in.)

[personal profile] squeal_like_a_piggy 2012-09-30 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I have several things in mind for you...

But whether they involve making your gorgeous face contort in agony or ecstasy, well.... It'd be downright cruel to make me choose, wouldn't it~?
harakickyourass: (As silent as the night)

Superlate reply here, if that's okay?

[personal profile] harakickyourass 2012-10-03 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
One would assume that teaching would take precious time away from your other ventures, Chaolan-san.

[Hey there guy related to the Mishimas that Yoshimitsu find the most tolerable, how's not leading a multi-national conglomerate dedicated to the oppression of mankind treating ya?]
harakickyourass: (And just as gruesome)

[personal profile] harakickyourass 2012-10-04 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
That, I admit.

[And if you are busy teaching that means less time to start weird sideprojects. He will only agree to not mention Combot as long as the thing doesn't try to rip off his moves again.]

What manner of school is it that you are heading to?
harakickyourass: (No seriously is this my real face?)

[personal profile] harakickyourass 2012-10-07 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
A recruitment drive? You are as crafty as your reputation says, Chaolan-san.

[And yet... he does seem to consider it.]

If there is one thing that I have learned, it is that worrying of our world while we are in these strange... non-worlds, these worlds between worlds, is a fruitless effort. Our worlds shall continue to revolve, with or without us. Hence I would not use "my concern for the Manji clan" as a reason to deny this offer. It would not matter either way.

There is however the fact that my mundane, interested as he may be in letting my spread my wings, is currently pressed for time... time he would need in order to remake my history in order to suit that place. Tell me, Lee Chaolan. How does the G Corporation look upon one of their biggest stockholders as a teacher in a school which, I presume, is a walking public relations nightmare?
harakickyourass: (As silent as the night)

[personal profile] harakickyourass 2012-10-09 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Impressive, that you can handle such diverse tasks. I suppose that rennaisance men still exist, even beyond that age.

As for myself, however... well. It will all depend on the mundane of course. The Manji shall ever be the allies of the downtrodden, but I am and most likely would remain a wanted man. To position myself there would be to invite terrible retribution to innocent students... then again, that school is hardly inexperienced when it comes to such matters, are they?
harakickyourass: (And just as gruesome)

[personal profile] harakickyourass 2012-10-11 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
An impressive speech.

[Double-sided flattery, of course. Yoshimitsu may like you the best ouf of all the people he knows who are associated with the Mishimas, but he's still not about to trust a shrewd businessman with his back just yet. It is an impressive speech... but is a speech all it is?]

And perhaps I could be of assistance in that struggle. Or perhaps I could draw more enemies to their side. Perhaps I shall be more suited for works which the light of day dare not see, perhaps I shall walk the halls in plain sight. I suppose that in the end it all comes down to what purpose I could best serve.
Edited 2012-10-11 02:32 (UTC)
harakickyourass: (Cause man I am UUUUG-LEEE)

[personal profile] harakickyourass 2012-10-19 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
In case, indeed.

I shall make no promises- my and my mundanes schedule will most likely not allow for it. But should fortune favor you, and the game favor his interests... we shall see, Lee Chaolan.
harakickyourass: (We'll see how they fight with gaping gut)

[personal profile] harakickyourass 2012-10-27 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps. Until our paths cross next, then.

[And with that he does that spinny teleportation thing. Because just dropping a conversation with a simple bow and idle chit-chat is for people who are NOT cyborg-ninjas, i.e losers.]